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That’s why there is only furniture inside
No pralines
That’s just plain wrong!
You know how it gets when the cursing, naked penguins start drinking & smoking.
[possible footage of the culprits](https://youtu.be/xlFcCfcOO7I?si=zOcDvB-W9BYZbAkm)
Loretta needs to get over it. My penis and penguin are out!!
No penguins?! DENIED
Billy Madison on a bender
No consistent kerning
Penguins are already naked so that makes the last part redundant
Listen up boys this is your Captain speaking! We’re going in hot. It’s just like Cuba, Venice, Rio de Janeiro… “We have arrived in the center of Dublin Ireland,” says Kolaski. We need to blend in! River Dance! Nobody likes a show off Private.
I’m guessing Katsuragi Misato stopped by on a normal Tuesday.
My emotional support penguin can’t go in? wtf? Not gonna get my money..
i believe michael palin said it best on monty pythons…
oh intercourse the penguins
It’s New Orleans. That’s what happened here.
Byt why the 4th O is different from the rest.
“how can we let people know that we’re opposed to everything but we’re still fun?”
“…….got it!”
Now……penguins as in the animal…..or nuns?
Penguin discrimination – wow
The penguin tried to claim he wasn’t nude because he was wearing a tux
No penguins?
Those monsters.
No penguins. Wouldn’t shop there.
Sister Mary Helen takes a swig of “holy water”, lights her cigarette, takes off her habit and says, “Well have I got some fucking news for you Loretta”.
No Pittsburgh hockey players please!
Madagascar 4: Mardi Gras Mayhem
What the fuck…. I have to throw my beer away, I just lit this cigarette, there is no place to tie up my penguin and…… oh shit my bad my balls were hanging out of my shorts.
maybe its an emotional support penguin?
No penguins is really a dealbreaker for me.
At least monkeys and cocaine are still a go
Clearly a sailor tried to fuck a penguin.
NO PENGUINS?!?!?
That’s it. I’m out.
Good, I’m tired of being cussed at by drunk naked penguins..
Headline: Chaos Erupts at Lorettas Grocery in New Orleans
New Orleans, LA — In a shocking turn of events, Lorettas, a quaint grocery store in the heart of New Orleans, became the unexpected epicenter of chaos yesterday as a series of bizarre incidents unfolded, leaving both customers and staff bewildered.
Eyewitnesses reported that the trouble began when a group of unruly patrons started consuming alcohol inside the store. Store security attempted to intervene, leading to a heated exchange of profanity between the intoxicated individuals and staff members.
As tensions escalated, some patrons took their rebellion a step further by smoking within the premises. This added another layer of chaos to the already tumultuous scene.
The situation took an even more surreal turn when an individual, seemingly unfazed by the commotion, decided to disrobe, shocking onlookers. Store management quickly called local authorities to address the escalating situation.
To the surprise of everyone present, a group of penguins was found wandering through the store, adding an unexpected twist to the unfolding drama. Authorities are investigating how the flightless birds found their way into the grocery store, further complicating the already bizarre sequence of events.
Local law enforcement arrived promptly to restore order, dispersing the crowd and detaining the troublemakers. Lorettas grocery store has since issued a statement expressing their commitment to maintaining a safe and family-friendly environment, and they are cooperating fully with the ongoing investigation.
The incident has left the community puzzled and amused, with many taking to social media to share their own reactions and speculations about how such an unusual combination of elements could occur in a grocery store. As the investigation continues, the management of Lorettas is working diligently to ensure that such an incident does not happen again, promising to reinforce security measures and review their policies.
There go my plans for the evening.