I just Wile E. Coyote’d myself in the face with a dolly.
I just Wile E. Coyote’d myself in the face with a dolly.
by u/Mick0331 in funny
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Did that 2 days ago.
My man turned around like he’s gonna go tell his mom on the dolly.
Kenny Powers?
Dude, that came with some force.
Been there, brother. We have one really bent dolly at work and I constantly forget it is messed up, drop a box on it, and hit myself. I call it Sideshow Bob.
Reminds me of the time I was pulling door trim with a small pry bar and it slipped and fell and hit me right in the tooth hard enough to make it bleed.
Why didn’t you swing back??
Looks more like a Sideshow Bob to me, chief!
If you think this hurts, you should see the used Pontiac he bought in 2009 as a young Marine.
Thats the kind of shit to make you immediately stop what you’re doing lmao rip
Man I know you were heated. Good on you for keeping your cool, it’s tough to in those situations lol
Two years ago my sister stepped on a rake and it hit her right in the forehead like a three stooges skit. She looked around to see if anyone saw it and thought she was in the clear. When she turned around and saw me, the look on her face was somehow even better than seeing her take a rake off the dome.
Priorities man, beer in fridge then pain.
Did the same, brought me to my knees. Wish I had video evidence of it, it was a dumb ass move. Hope your pride didn’t suffer too much.
I bought a bike rack where you mount the bike by lifting it backwards onto its rear tire. When you do that, the front tire swings around, taking the handlebars with it. You know where the handlebars swing around to, right?
That must have hurt.
I think I just heard that Roadrunner sound.
Oof! Right in the ‘ol “put her there, Fred.”
My first day out of training on a pizza delivery job and I slammed my finger in a car door at the top about mid-way.
I had to calmly put the pizza down on the hood of my car, get my car keys out of my pocket (I locked the door) and unlock the door. Once I got my finger free I dropped to my knee took a minute and delivered the pizza.
Once I got back I told my trainer what happened and I got made fun of or about a week. Then 3 months later my trainers car caught fire and he roasted himself for a month.
Even got the right sound effect
Brother, you may not see this but I just want you to know that many of us, probably all, have done this shit. I wish I could say it was more than a year ago…
Thank you for sharing our pain.
That would piss me the heck off lets be real
What did your teeth tastes like?
You are not alone! Did that with a a garden rake last week. One of those, “I can’t believe that actually happened” moments.
Love how you titled this. Fantastic. Sorry that dolly slapped you around though. You don’t deserve that.
I got myself in the throat with a dolly and thought I was going to die for about 30 seconds.
I think we’ve all been there.
I admire the fuck outa you for posting your dolly encounter.