I collect prop replicas. My girlfriend spared no expense on my Valentine’s Day gift.
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You hooked yourself a winner, sir. Keep that one close!
Life finds a way
So what did you get ?
I read it in his voice. “Spared no expense.”
Amber egg with a bug!
Great title op.
Clever girl.
“Took the fucking blood from the mosquito with the dope needle”
Put it up your butt.
Very Cool!
Dude looks like SomeCallMeJohnny
She’s a diggaaaaahhh
Uh…what is it? Looks like a wooden dowel and a piece of amber?
No idea what this is but it’s wholesome as fuck
My mom got me one of those for Christmas. I have a lot of collectibles and movie props but that is one of my favorites.
That’s quite the *ehmm* massager you have there.
I like your shirt
I now like you and her
Oh that is *beautiful*.
Dude you should marry her. That’s an awesome T shirt!
What else is in your collection?
What would you say is your favorite piece in your collection?
Is this the legit one from Jurassic park?
Well, uh, there it is.
Where does one get one?
I have this! Used as my actual cane when I broke my leg recently.
New one on the way.. with fucking jeff goldblum..
She’s a clever girl.
I have a feeling that gf gonna turn into your so once you get her down to Mordor for the ol ring swap
Man invites company over
Pauses at his door
“Welcome to Jurassic park”
(Que bad harmonica cover)
It’s his wife in a trex costume
Is that the shoosher?
*Welcome ….*
We need to get him the hat and beard, pronto.
That’s where my damn nightstand leg went!
Sorry for coming late the party but are the white parts that make up the cane supposed to be bones
? If so I have never noticed this until now.
“Que lindo eres.”