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I can’t get it up without these Valentine’s Oysters


I can’t get it up without these Valentine’s Oysters




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  • BangBangSmoov

    TIL: “Little known fact: oysters are extremely important to the Mer-people. They use the meat like chewing gum, the shells as athletic cups, and the pearls as anal beads.”

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