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At least she tried…
We laugh now but watch this catches on and everyone is rocking “the wife cut” next month. 😏
She’s obviously not done blending.
This is her way of marking you and making you appear less desirable, I think it’s only fair if you urinate on her leg to mark her as well.
To much peaky blinders for her lol.
I genuinely don’t understand how this and the other one happens. Was she not using a guard? Buzzing the sides is pretty straight forward with a guard. I would expect a beginner to mess up a fade to the top portion but not the simple bottom part.
Did you ask for the Will from Stranger Things look?
😂🤣 and this is why my husband won’t even let me try!
What’s wrong? 😅
Ever since I had to cut my own hair due to COVID restrictions, I rock whatever I create on the top of my head 😂(the first time was actually pretty decent, all downhill from there )
Like asking bike rider to drive a truck
Could be worse
every “wife cut” I see for some reason they go straight to the 1mm guard?
Just do the #2 or 3 whole head on your own. Let it grow out. Never ask your wife again haha.
To be fair, it’s a little challenging to tell where to start or stop. “Number three all over” looks like it would affect the entire surface area of your body
Did you specify which hair?
I used to manage a barbershop, but I was never a barber. I truly feel for your wife bc if it wasn’t for the amount of exposure I had, being surrounded by pros, I would have 100% done something similar to my partner’s hair. I did it one time, it turned out pretty decent, but I looked him straight in the eye afterward and told him to never “book” me again. That level of stress is not worth saving $40 😂
Always start with the highest number when first introduce to clipper and go with thinning shears instead of regular scissors. Been cutting my own hair since high school and now the entire family since 2017
You might want to return it and get a new one.
Maybe she should uh…shave your back as well.
According to a wise man, you’ll purr like a walrus- or something
Take an Oster Classic 76 and a number 2 blade. Apply to head. Problem solved.
Maybe she’s just not for you
well, she did what you ask her for
Was she drunk?
Nailed it.
And you’re fired.
You just saved 30$
wasup homie can I come in your crib?
Thats easily redeemable, just get a mid or high fade
Sexy bob, brother!
It not only looks terrible but also looks like the ichiest haircut ever given
My wife cuts my hair too. Only I don’t kiss her off right before she trims. Well not usually anyway. Luckily it will grow back.
You’re hot
Couple of months it’ll be fine 🤥
Will Byers approves.
Who’s your wife, Helen Keller?
Never ask the wife , tell her your going to the Barber , then have your girlfriend do it .
Should’ve had her cut it so there was only a ring around your head, then you could’ve been a friar monk till it grew back out.
This is where being balding is handy. Telling my wife to cut my hair just involves her hacking at it with clippers til it’s short enough for me to hit with a razor.
Unless you want a brush cut, go to a barber.
Looks great – 10/10. Would have you do it again!
Oldy here. When we were newlyweds, I took a hair cutting book out of the library. My husband said cut my hair. It was shoulder length. I tried to follow the directions, but halfway through I said go to the barber; he said just finish it! It was the shortest cut ever, with household scissors! He looked better after about 2-3 weeks lol. We were trying to save money.
I got crushed during the vid. Looked like a burnt lawn.
Husband: i wanna trim this and that. Here and yhere.
Wife: 1600s peasant ‘s haircut? Say no more.
Looks like a werewolf to me!
Your wife can apply for strangers things’ hair dresser
I’m not sure what’s supposed to be weird or funny there. Have you seen the harcuts that are currently popular? Your wife will have to step up her game to come anything close to how ridicilous they look, this here looks downright alright.
In her defense that is one HELL of a neck to shape up…
Thats a mistake you only make once lol. My wife does a mean single guard buzz cut, though. That’s military grade haircutting.