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And when you fail and have to try again you somehow come up with an even worse strategy.
Relatable
When your secret hand shake is the Konami code
My first time playing Dark Souls.
Goatacon
r/savevideo
If at first you don’t succeed continue using the same strategies over and over again until you break the game or give up
Me charging though the frount gate of stormvail castle cause fuck that knight in wine cellar.
Also: The brofive is the Konami code.
Every single time I arrived at this part in mgs2 I had the same thought; how did Otacon EVER convince Snake they should develop an elaborate special bff bro handshake ? And why did I never see it again in MGS4?
“So keep rushing the boss and barely back off okay?”
That normal for me
And then trying that doomed strat over and over and over again until you get lucky and then only doing that same thing for the rest of your time playing.
You must be my teammates in (insert multiplayer game here)
My brain and fingers missing like 3 shots before I hit the enemy that fills like 1/4th my screen.
(on easy)
Just played Yu-Gi-Oh and this is so true. It always hits me right after I’ve played the move. Just instantly after.
This is what happens when I try to SL in Squad.
This game was so good.
Worst strategy *so far*.
if you dont know what you are doing, the enemy wont to
Me trying over and over in Sniper Elite 5.
Good game
Me in endless space 2 an deciding to go with pacifist cravers
Hey man leave me alone. I said I liked gaming. I never anything about being good at it
I am Malenia, Blade of Miquella
“Let’s fake B, then go B.”
I actually like coming up with barely workable strategies.
Not playing the game as it was intended is an art. And when you get fuckery to work it’s fun to think that you were so stupid that the devs weren’t ready to see your weird approach so hard that it’s breaking things.
Playing command & conquer.
Build only 1 refinary and only 1 harvester
Then just repeating it when you die, expecting a different outcome
Did y’all know that Snake and Otacon’s best friend secret handshake is based on the Konami code? Up up down down left right left right.
My teammates when they ignore Zapdos to score 100 points, hoping it outscores the enemy team 300+ points.
Wait you don’t do it on purpose?
You know I’m some what of a strategist myself
This is how I came up with the amazing idea to use an ice axe against ice enemies which are immune to ice in GoW.
Everytime I do trash strategies and made them work when they weren’t supposed to makes me think that am I a genius? Or its just luck
“Eh I don’t need to heal the boss is almost dead.”
Dies
“Well shit….”
You guys get to make choices?-RDR2 fanbase
Some bad strats I’ve come up with this last week:
Super Fang: Can I use it in combination with Bide to unleash massive damage upon my enemies by attacking my own unit?
Endure: Can I just keep that move equipped on a fast pokemon and do massive damage with flail? Or can I skip the endure and just do a False Swipe/Flail combo?
Early Bird: Sure this ability LOOKS useless, but is there any overlap between Pokemon that can have this ability and Pokemon that know rest?
The aquarium strat: What if my team was Basculin, Lumineon, Relicanth, Carvanagh, Seaking, and Alomola and I just bank on my enemy getting confused because they’re all just god damn fish?
Which is all to say, whatever terrible strats you’re concocting I’m way way ahead of you.
What’s Plisken doing with Otacon?
Go outside and stop dying of vitamin D deficiency you covid cubicle sheep
Ever heard of the grenade parade?
Step 1: take a bomb you can cook.
Step 2: light bomb.
Step 3: give an enemy(s) a hug.
Wut if I throw gernad into many ppl
Other people playing Command And Conquer: *micromanagement and complex strategy*
Me: Do I look like I HAVE a plan to begin with?
You legend!