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That’s how they used to get Trump to leave the Pentagon.
If I must die, I shall not die hungry.
(insert Yo Mama joke)
I feel there is a joke here for the modern dating systems.
Motivation
Woulda worked on me, too.
I’m just picturing the dog biting the sausage and a helicopter flying off into the sunset with the dog hanging off the string with happy ending music playing
See? This is why you need to have a backup sausage on you at all times. You’ll never know when you need it. 🛀🤷♂️♻️
But did he get the sausage?!
At least it wasn’t the wurst case scenario
Dog is like “Well, I guess I’ll die” until it’s reminded of the existence of sausages
Maybe if someone did this with me I would start jogging
Remember, the only thing dogs care about is food.
You dangle your sausage from a drone?
Some guy started his pitch with “Okay, so just hear me out…”
[Back story](https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2022/jan/20/stranded-dog-saved-from-drowning-after-rescuers-attach-sausage-to-drone)
I have a Jack Russel, and that story is not at all surprising to me.
I read it first as drowning by a dangling sausage, was a bit confused.
What’s happening with them sausages, Charlie?
Look how high that dog is. Of course he followed a sausage.
Is it possible to dangle a crepe cake?
How did this save him? Remind him that he had something to live for lol?
Who the fuck has a drone, string, a sausage and enough time for that to work?
Yet when I dangle my sausage I’m no longer allowed at the pet shelter.
Legend has it that it was actually a suicide attempt but he finally found meaning to his life.
Can someone send me a sausage drone?
Is that the prequel to the sausage dog video?
Its how they need to save me…. otherwise I’m just letting go.
Somehow I’m thinking that by the time it takes to go get a drone and a sausage, it would have been quicker to just jump in and grab him.
I’ll dangle my sausage for you