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I mean, if he cuts the wrong one, she wouldn’t have time to get angry and if he cuts the right one, she gets happy, it’s a win-win situation
Wait a minute….how do you know so much about this bomb, and why did you have a receipt from Explosives-R-Us in your purse…
By all logic and following reverse psychology, he should cut the red one. 3 reds in a row? Who’d go for 3 reds in a row?
Just throw it out of the window.
Normal people dialogue:
– Dang, I forgot when your birthday is.
– It’s August 19.
– Ah yeah! So what would you like to get (;
– Surprise me!
Lol
It’s a 50 50
Lose your life or lose your wife.
big Keep Talking and Nobody Explodes vibe
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https://youtu.be/ixlWDV0CVmM?t=746
Easy, 8 is divisible by 2, therefore it must the 8th.
Lol how random
Some Boomer shit right here.
Milenials=new boomers
Plot twist: She also forgot the date.
“Haha girlfriends / wives / relationships bad!”
Wonder which bomb would Nate let explode.
Trick question. If he took any more than 5 seconds to cut the wire it won’t matter if it was the right one.
This is why I deliberately proposed to my wife on the same day (but next year) that we have started dating. One less date to keep on mind.
“Sorry I left my reading glasses at home”
I either get it right or it’s not my problem anymore.
choose bruh be killed in bomb or be killed by your wife.
feb 7th is my birthday… gotta be feb 8th i only got one important thing per day otherwise i’m overwhelmed
True
The 1st 2 things he had to do were read keep with the theme
If she knows so much why isn’t she doing it?
Fuckin backseaters.
This is funny because one of these dates is actually my anniversary 🤣
Please keep your shitty memes on Facebook
Yes, we will label our explosive wires with specific dates.
And bomb squad hubbies refer to wires not by their colour for expedience, but like to obfuscate it a bit
Boomer humor
am intricate plan formed by the GF to know the anniversary as she too forgot
Just say “i think you could do it better since you smarter and all you know? Here take the clips they even look better on your hands, imagine? Police hero saves bus i wouldnt want to take that of you”
There is a panel missing were they give the black girl 7 warning shots in the back.
I guess we know which pig is the abusive one in that relationship.