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Knock knock
Handle, hinge, and door lock sold separately
Slide to open?
r/notfunny
And your mom has the Hodor.
The Apple DOR
Also including the Apple DOR Air and Pro
Hope he doesn’t have to hear passers by saying Hey Siri the whole time.
Is opening and closing included in the base model?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Seriously why do I even get these posts recommended It is always the most migraine inducing unfunny shit. Is this some sick experiment?
Man..I am so jelly. All I can afford is boring old door door.
$1000 just for the door: hinge, handle, lock, screws all sold separately.
Apple sells doors, because they don’t support Windows
Now available for the low of price $499,999.99
iPad XXXL
Door only has a 4 hour battery life.
But does he have a Steve Job?
he must be I-doorable
There’ll be another one out next year. Exactly the same, but with 10% more doorness.
He can check his iDoor app later and see:
1. How many knocks he recieved that day/week/month/year
2. Other iDoors in the area and their knock-rate.
3. How many people are following his door
4. Shut speed: # of slams vs gental closes and power generated from those slams (in Watts)
5. Auto lock his door from anywhere.
Lastly, it comes auto equipped with an airtag in it, so if anybody steals his door.. he can find it.
Price tag is 1.5 million and a testicle
It’s the pro variant
Hodor would be mad
Only 99999$
So cheap 😱
Opens only at the regular schedule. #appleknowsitall
what happens if u forget ur password and ur face id/touch id doesn’t work?
I bet you need to purchase the software separately to lock it.
It’s gonna crash soon
Will need to get a new one next year. Will start slowing down in a year as well.
Switched to new hardware they’ve never used and then said the majority of their customer base already has the hardware.
Ha! That I-door-able!
Introducing the new Apple iDoor. It’s equipped with most advanced motion sensor, so that when you reach close to the door it will open automatically for you. It has automatic lock and unlock feature so that you don’t have to lock the door after you close the door. Fingerprint sensor on the door handle so that no one can unlock your house except you.