before & after: my sons ‘special toy’ 2 years later…
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You need to feed Elmo a little more often.
he carries him under his left arm 24/7, everywhere he goes…
I dare you to try to replace it with the new one!
Elmo on the right has seen some shit. Haha
Keto works.
My sons teddies went the same,every few years he was washed and refilled.
22yrs later the teddy he’s still going strong
Elmo Christ is my savior
Time to have an intervention with Elmo.
Elmo has been tickled a lot
All tickled out
Is your son a Weight Watchers coach?
My son has the same exact one and the same thing happened lol. He still wont let it go.
This is what you chose to bring back in your time machine?
What a waste of a time machine
You should see what mine looks like after 57 years…
Elmo looks like he lights up his first cigarette about 30 seconds after your son’s head hits the pillow.
Omg we have the same one! As soon as she latched on to it I bought a second to rotate so we had a backup with a similar rate of wear and tear. We shall never be without the Elmo 🙃
To be loved is to be changed
[Reminded me of this](https://youtu.be/m6jPOX0nSro)
*Always* buy two of your child’s favorite stuffed animal.
He looks so hungry now. Haven’t you been feeding him?
Plot twist: OP’s son is 30
He sucked all the happiness out of it, literally lol
Why is “special toy” in quotes? Is it something else?
You think it’s bad now, wait till he hits puberty
Please don’t ever put that in quotation marks again
Even Elmo is on Ozempic now?
It’s like one of those before and after Meth photos
Probably shouldn’t have added quotation marks. Makes it about 10000000x more sus.
Left Elmo, “Elmo is so happy to see you. Elmo wants to play.”
Right Elmo, “Come on man, give Elmo a quarter, Elmo needs to fix”
The worse they smell the better they like.
Left Elmo: Excitedly marching off to war in 1914 to defend King and Country! Will be home by Christmas
Right Elmo: Slouching home in 1918 seeing things no being should ever see
From “All’s Quiet on the Elmo Front”
Top ten celebs before and after drugs
Right there with you. My daughter has been dragging this [monkey](https://imgur.com/a/uQ3tZEn) around everywhere for the last 6 years. Fortunately, I had the sense to buy a couple spares when we saw how attached she’d become to it. So now we have Moxie and his cleaner cousin/stand-in, Proxie!
Elmo right actually looks better than I had expected.
Most guys lose hair as they age. 🙂
OP you use so many ellipses… why…
I didn’t scroll that far but no one has mentioned the Velveteen Rabbit? Elmo has been loved on until he is real.
When Mr.Snuffleupugus told Elmo to avoid heroin he listened. Sadly he chose crack …