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Bowser’s a commie
Communism coming to mushroom kingdom.
Think that’s bad? I had TWICE in the same game, the same computer player (Luigi because of course it was Luigi) be given a 20 coin gift from Bowser RIGHT IN FRONT OF TOAD! (Bowser does this if you land on his space with 0 coins) You bet I stole Luigi’s stars out of spite.
Alright, yall best be ready to cough up your food tokens
But not everyone’s stars.
Communist Bowser
Bowser was already a totalitarian dictator. Now we know he’s a communist totalitarian dictator.
Peach: Your taxes are all due to me.
Bowser: Comrades, we have nothing to lose but our chains.
Based on what?
Communist detected on American soil!!!
Eliminating threat!!!
When you sitting at 100 coins and everyone else is lower than 30 coins and this bullshit happens.
To the gulag if you try to scavenge an extra mushroom to feed your family.
My son will try to land on bowser if he is behind, just in hopes of this happening. My 200 some coins from winning every mini-game mean nothing when all your stars and coins are stolen. Lol
Bowser discovers communism and goes through the “how can this be bad” phase, oil on canvas
Bowser gonna starve and genocide some folks
I love how if everyone wins his mini game, he’s just like… “I’m gonna take your coins anyways because fuck you”
Sometimes he even just keeps them all, just like the real thing
There is a reason most people call this event Bowser Communism!
So like a typical communist’s kingdom, ruled by a dictator.
Bowser just effectively killed everyone relying on a commercial agriculture system
Mass genocide time!
In reality:
Me: 0 stars, 200 coins
Bowser’s friend: 4 stars, 0 coins
Some other guy: 2 stars, 52 coins
Bowser: “this upcoming revolution is extremely fair”
Everyone now has the same amount of coins but peach still has a castle and mario all the stars so its just like how communism goes is the real world.
Remember Bowser redistributed the coins… but some of them go missing.
God I can’t wait to read the political takes on /r/gaming
Cringe commie bowser
Sounds like some democrats I know
> ITT commies unironically relating to the villain in the game.
Is this one of those “are we the baddies?” moments?