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At a local butcher


At a local butcher



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21 Comments

  • psilocin72

    If this is the advertising to attract applicants, I can only image what it’s like once you take the job. I agree with everything here, but it’s an aggressive tone to take and seems to disparage workers and expect the worst from them.

  • DarthLysergis

    I personally think job postings like this are geared toward a very niche market.

    Fathers who are fed up with their teenage sons.

    That is about the only person i can think of who would read this sign and say; i know who would be perfect for this position.

  • gubmintbacon

    If you can’t handle me at my wurst, you don’t deserve my breast.

    Edit: wow thank you kind strangers, the response to this has just tickled me pink. It’s medium rare to find that these days.

  • bigandbeautiful

    This is as bad as online dating profiles these days. Everyone lists all the things they don’t want because they’ve been burned before.

    We all have, negativity is not going to attract people to you.

  • Henryiller

    I’m curious how this person would feel if an applicant said:

    I work a schedule set out a week in advance with no deviation from it. If this is a full-time job, I will work 40 hours a week. I will work overtime if agreed on beforehand. Do not expect me to work overtime just because someone else doesn’t show up. Do not text or call me on my days off, expecting a reply. I understand that you are the boss, but I am not a child and do not expect to be treated like one.

  • TheVeil36

    My company hired a bunch of people doing our slow season. First time we’ve been fully staffed in years. As soon as busy season started, we lost 90% of them.

    They’d go on breaks and not return. Go to the bathroom and never come back. One said ” this job isn’t worth it” right in the middle of a rush and walked out. I feel this person’s pain but most hard working people/ people in general won’t put up with being under paid and overworked anymore.

  • Down10

    Avoid passive aggressive job ads! If they can’t get over the last person they fired, you’re next on the chopping block. (Pardon the pun.)

  • IAmAccutane

    These are all reasonable/requests/complaints from an employer but putting it in the job ad makes the employer sound like a nightmare to work with.

  • ktappe

    I’m torn on this one. It sounds like they’ve gotten a lot of bad employees and are bitter about it.

    On the other hand, maybe they get shit employees because they pay shit wages.

  • Flabalanche

    I know I’m just one guy, but signs like this are the fastest way to lose my business. It’s crazy how all the places complaining about people not wanting to work, also have shit hours, shit pay, and no benefits. Damn people don’t wanna work for peanuts? That’s crazy bro.

  • chaserjj

    When I was a kid at my first job, someone once told me, “Just show up to work for all your shifts on time and do your job and you will exceed at least 75% of people.”

    They were right.

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