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  • RamsesThePigeon

    Back when I was a kid, one of my classmates suggested that rain was clouds peeing on us.

    Everyone – even the teacher – laughed.

    Eager to join in on the fun, I posited that if rain was pee, then snow must be poop. It then occurred to me that sleet (which we had just learned about) would be something midway between pee and poop.

    To this day, I maintain that I shouldn’t have been sent to the principal’s office.

    Apparently “rain is pee” is fine, but “sleet is diarrhea” is just *too much*.

    I never even got the chance to share what *thunder* must be.

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