This site uses Akismet to reduce spam. Learn how your comment data is processed.
| Cookie | Duration | Description |
|---|---|---|
| cookielawinfo-checkbox-analytics | 11 months | This cookie is set by GDPR Cookie Consent plugin. The cookie is used to store the user consent for the cookies in the category "Analytics". |
| cookielawinfo-checkbox-functional | 11 months | The cookie is set by GDPR cookie consent to record the user consent for the cookies in the category "Functional". |
| cookielawinfo-checkbox-necessary | 11 months | This cookie is set by GDPR Cookie Consent plugin. The cookies is used to store the user consent for the cookies in the category "Necessary". |
| cookielawinfo-checkbox-others | 11 months | This cookie is set by GDPR Cookie Consent plugin. The cookie is used to store the user consent for the cookies in the category "Other. |
| cookielawinfo-checkbox-performance | 11 months | This cookie is set by GDPR Cookie Consent plugin. The cookie is used to store the user consent for the cookies in the category "Performance". |
| viewed_cookie_policy | 11 months | The cookie is set by the GDPR Cookie Consent plugin and is used to store whether or not user has consented to the use of cookies. It does not store any personal data. |
Not my cars, red car was between the lines
They’re just asking to be keyed.
That jeeps tires seem to be going flat.
That took some skill and determination to be that kind of jerk.
It’s a jeep thing. You wouldn’t understand.
Poop on their windshield
Shit like this makes me want to carry around one of those tiny bars of hotel soap. No property damage, but they’re not going to be particularly happy when they start using the washer fluid to attempt to see enough to leave.
That’s when you call a towing company
If you unscrew the air valve cap and put a small stone in it and semi screw it back in place
the tyre will go down slowly
You’ll be long gone by the time it actually goes flat
Alright, real question. If you’re red car, what’s the sane course of action? Let’s also assume to right side is too tight of a squeeze to get in. What do you do in this situation?
that looks way too deliberate.
I would 100% deflate that guy’s tires. 100%.
Go to the auto parts store. Ask for a tire core tool. Should cost $6 to $9 at most. Remove the insides of the tire stems. Be careful because they can shoot out with force if you are not ready to catch them. Remove and keep all four cores. They are tiny.
https://youtube.com/shorts/yHr3pGVmyEI
I’ve always thought of doing this to a friend but never a stranger. Now seeing it, I don’t think I’ll ever do it.
[removed]
Open the hood and disconnect the battery. Wranglers of that gen don’t have hood locks, just the two latches.
I’d remove his valve stem cores
I was getting my hair cut last month, and I was parked on one of those one way parking streets where all the spots are angled the same way so that you can only turn into them if you’re, you know, going THE RIGHT WAY on the one way street. I come out from the hair place and see that there is an open spot next to me, and a lady in her giant Nissan Armada coming down the wrong way on the one way street. And I knew what was going to happen. Sure enough, she starts trying to crank her Armada into the spot next to me from the wrong way of this tiny one way lane. It’s like almost a 160 degree angle. The Armada, in the physical universe which we occupy, barely turns a 90 degree angle. I run out to tell her to stop but she pays no attention. Sure enough, after about ten tries, and 5 minutes, she is hopelessly stuck. And so am I. And so is everyone. She’s gotten herself into such a position that she now can’t get into the parking spot, but also can’t get out. It was like a feat of nature, if she had been trying to do that. I’m late now to pick up my kid from school. I’m sure everyone else who’s now stuck too is late for something. And she’s completely unapologetic.
She tries again and I realize she’s now going to hit my Jeep on her reverse approach. I start yelling this time and put my hands on her car. She finally rolls down her window and I say, “You have to stop! You’re going to damage one of our cars!” She says nothing and just stares at me and shrugs. So I get into my car, and into 4wd, and climb forward over the parking block and up onto the retaining wall in front of me with one tire. My other front tire is now hanging in the air. Then I jump down out of my car and proceed to guide her turn by turn into getting her car into the spot, now almost possible since my car is hanging in the air.
We get her car vaguely in the area of the spot, still about an 1/8th of the way into my spot, and she turns off her engine, exits the car, and walks into the shopping complex without a word. Just on her phone texting somebody. Just a normal day. I’m able to get my car out, but just barely. It took everything in me not to just let my back bumper accidentally smash her door as I dropped the front end back down off the retaining wall. I’m usually a very laid back and conflict avoidant person, but I don’t know if I have ever been so mad in my entire life. The whole thing took about 20 minutes and now I had to race off to pick up my kid, which in hindsight probably helped diffuse my anger and possibly getting a posse of the other stuck bystanders together to go…I don’t know. Write her a strongly worded letter while she blankly stared at us?
Worst and weirdest experience.
I mean…if you park shittily I’ll park next to you in the lines in my spot. I can slide across my seat.
Someone did this to me once when I was recovering from back surgery. I was 3 months into physical therapy and went to a bakery to grab some treats. Came outside and someone was 1/2” from my driver door. Needless to say that person discovered what happens when a car key held at a firm 45• angle is dragged across high gloss car paint. Fuck around, find out.
Someone did that to me once… actually two someone’s on BOTH sides!
Even today, some 16 years later, I wonder how much it costed for them to replace their front passenger and driver side windows, after I crawled into my car through the hatchback.
Moral? Never piss off a crafty woman who might have a lot of fury, and chasing hammers in her hothatch car.
If you legitimately cannot get in your car in a situation like this go talk to the business who controls the parking lot. They can have them towed.
who was there first tho
I had to park like this last month at the hospital. I was taking my wife there who is in a wheelchair and the last handicap space was open but someone had parked in the striped area that is for wheelchair van ramps.
The ramp on my van extends out from the passenger side so I reversed into the spot. My ramp then would extend so B TV into just enough space on the now passenger side between my van and a support column. It’s a multi level parking garage.
The selfish jack ass had parked his big ol dodge ram bro dozer on the stripes and to his right was a concrete wall about 3 inches from the passenger side of his truck and now my van about 3 inches from his drivers side.
Then we went in for her 6 hour infusion.
I was expecting to come back to my damaged van but nope just a guy trying to get the hospital to call a tow for my van. Sorry dude, you’re illegally parked. Hope your afternoon was lovely.
BTW. This happens frequently. Please do not park in the ramp areas. People need those.
I’ve never keyed a car before but this one would test me that’s for sure.
Everyone’s got it wrong, the jeep parked first. The rouge, pissed off that the jeep took 2 spaces, parked right next to him.