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He’ll probably be really surprised when they actually do it on Good Friday
More blank space would have been appreciated.
Coward
Oh, so now he’s all *I’m not the messiah*
Why’s he in fear? Isn’t he coming back in three days?
I wonder what he’s going to have for his last supper
Well, it’s the ultimate test. If he’s back on the third day, we’ll know.
Note: I am not inciting violence. Please don’t suspend me again.
But will he rise again after 3 days but only to her one person like Jesus did?
Pretty much how i figured it will go if/when he does return.
Now now, he’s not the messiah, he’s a very naughty boy.
He should take a trip to the Philippines. They’ll take care of him there
I love Black Jesus, I thought he lived in LA…
Matt 20:20
Jesus warned ’em. You can’t drink from the cup of woe he chose. Know the cost before you decide to pretend because the consequences are beyond your estimation. Dude needs to run for the hills and find some humility and honesty before he comes back to civilization.
Spoilers, darling
2 Timothy: The spirit of fear is not of God.
If he’s afraid of anything, then he’s a phoney fraud.
I mean it’s canon to crucify so what’s he fearing if he’ll rise again after 3 days
I remember hearing about a guy that claim to be holy telling his flocks he will go into an alligator infested lake and will be unharmed…he went in, them gators didn’t give him a chance.
Lmao yeah let’s this play through
[r/LeopardsAteMyFace](r/LeopardsAteMyFace)
If he was really Jesus he would be hyped like “ SHOWTIME!!!” 😎
If he was the real deal, he’d be like, “Meh. Been there, done that. No big deal. 🤷♂️”
That’s not Jesus. It’s Backwolf the dragon master!
Jesus should’ve kept his fucking mouth shut.
Rapidly approaching caligae and Latin noises
Uno reverse his bluff
>Aint gonna play out too well for him i guess
Eh, give it a couple days.
Like three, to be specific.
Damn fuck around and find out I guess. Roman style
/r/therewasanattempt
It’s in the job description.
My friend was Jesus. He unloaded trucks and drove a forklift. Happy guy.
I kinda feel bad for him a little bit bad for him because he could be dealing with a very serious mental crisis and not be in environment where he has access to help.
I tell people all the time! Jesus never left us – he never had to return! He’s been at your local psychiatric ward this WHOLE time! 😇
Buy the ticket, take the ride
Are they also promising to eat his body and drink his blood, or are they protestants?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
The last time they saw him he was running away on water.
Alternate title: man gonna be nailed this easter
Play stupid games and win stupid prizes.
There’s always a downside. lol
Shoving a horizontal image into a vertical one was ridiculous nonsnense.
I wish I could downvote this 1000 times.
Well, that backfired
If Jesus really did come back. I wonder how long it’d take for him to be murdered. The Christian right in the US would see a brown man, speaking a foreign language, and advocating for the poor and they’d try and lynch him in 2 days.
Play blasphemous games, win blasphemous prizes
Well damn, Jesus, IDK WTH you expected from humanity?
People are shitty and this is a surprise?
I figured a demigod would know these things that are obvious to us mere mortals.
Everybody wanna be Jesus til it’s time to do Jesus things.
I AM *NOT* THE MESSIAH
Being crucified was only a 3-4 day inconvenience to Jesus.
HE’LL BE FINE!!!
That’s just ignorant. Jesus gets crucified on Good Friday