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A rant about Japanese traffic cones


A rant about Japanese traffic cones




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  • romm22

    I love these very niche perspective on things that I probably wouldn’t have ever known about otherwise. And after this video, even though I know it’s tongue in cheek, I agree with this man that there is some strange phenomenon with cones in that area

  • Kaionacho

    LMAO wtf. How did I never notice this? This is like the fucking Amongi on r/place, but he’s right. Just drop yourself with google streetview anywhere and 8/10 you’ll see cones

  • Braemaria

    One thing I notice in the video that isn’t addressed is: Why are there so many cones of poor quality that are broken and snapped at the base? A cone shouldn’t offer the option of shattering. Rugged, rubberized plastic is ideal for this. Brittle hard plastic might work okay for tiny sports cones that will only be used once or twice in a controlled environment before being stored on a shelf for the majority of their lives, but not for functional street cones.

  • cinemachick

    Slightly related anecdote: I went to a college that had brick sidewalks (it was an aesthetics thing.) There was also a tradition of seniors stealing a brick overnight, so sometimes there would be a hole in the sidewalk. This was fine unless it rained, where the brown water looked just enough like a brick that you’d step through it and fall over. My solution was to find a nearby traffic cone and put it directly over the hole, so no one else would trip. Alone, it looks pointless, but look underneath and, surprise, a hazard! I hope I saved at least one person from breaking an ankle (or a heel).

  • Skyflyer

    I would have hope that he mentioned or made a reference to Majima when talking about the cones but I guess he has not played the game Yakuza Kiwami.

  • kailenedanae

    As someone who has lived in Japan for nearly ten years, cones have turned invisible to me. I had forgotten about the lack of cones in other areas of the world.

    The only time I’ve noticed them lately is on a trip to Kyoto (where this guy seems to be from) in an area called Gion, [because they were very aesthetic cones and I was impressed at how they blended into the environment.](https://togetter.com/kiji/2019/07/02/69096)

    Yet I didn’t once think “What do these cones do? Why do we need these cones?”

    Being made aware of this issue, I think I will be noticing the cones around me for the foreseeable future.

  • DigbyChickenZone

    Also they seem to be made out of a thinner material than the thick rubber ones we see on US highways. Either due to their prevalence, or because the US ones need to survive multiple-car impacts, whereas the Japanese ones seemed to just deteriorated over time

  • Ezylo1224

    I’m surprised he thinks there are too many cones. I have been here for ages and I don’t think I have seen a cone outside of Osaka/Tokyo.

    I live in Kagoshima and have lived/worked in Wakayama, and both places could do with more cones. There are so many sudden drops, ditches, grates, property lines, chanegs in paving, and sharp turns that all come out of nowehere and it makes driving/cycling/walking an actual hassle.

  • KumichoSensei

    CONE = DON’T PARK YOUR BIKE HERE PLS THX

    Many see Japan as a bike friendly nation, but the reality is that infrastructure hasn’t caught up to adoption yet

  • Adeno

    The spirit of the cone is to prevent people from touching or messing with the stuff near or behind the cone. Maybe that’s why they’re not bothering the cones even when they’re clearly “dead”. Even in a ruined state, they still represent “don’t touch, don’t mess around here!”

  • zero_iq

    Hate-filled conophobic nonsense. With this level of anti-cone rhetoric, I wouldn’t be surprised to discover the creator is in fact secretly a cone himself.

  • TheBitterSeason

    I used to play a ton of Resident Evil 3 back in the day, which takes place in a supposedly midwestern city that was clearly designed by Japanese people who had little idea of how US cities actually look and function. Lots of super-dense development, barely any streets wider than a couple lanes, tons of narrow backalleys with stores fronting onto them, it’s honestly kinda hilarious. Anyway, one of the things that I noticed even as a teenager was that Raccoon City had a ridiculous number of traffic cones just kicking around, with almost every street seeming to have a few present. It wasn’t until I saw this video that I realized this is yet another instance of the game’s devs drawing inspiration from their surroundings in a way that ended up looking bizarre and out of place to people who are used to spending time in North American cities. So shout-out to this guy for helping me solve the years-old semi-mystery of just why it is that Raccoon City used so many dang traffic cones!

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