A note from my son. This sock is hard because of dried up rain water, just have to clarify this is NOT! a cum sock”. Sounds legit
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I TOO, have lots of dried up rain water socks.
So, where’s the cum sock then?
Why would you post your son’s cum sock on Reddit
Hope mum doesn’t find the cum drawer
OP found the decoy cum sock. One of many. The kid is actually a genius, he left several socks out in the rain to harden into fake cum socks to throw off suspicion. Meanwhile, the real cum sock is hidden in plain sight amongst the rest.
Things that he could have done instead of this, assuming this isn’t fake:
* Do his own laundry.
* Wet the sock again before throwing it in the hamper
* Handwash the single sock
* Just not bothering to write the note at all because the difference between the two is incredibly obvious.
Any of those options would be preferable to intentionally talking to my own parent about a cum sock.
Probably best off to cum in that sock to prove Riley wrong
The thing is son, we are currently in a drought and it hasn’t rained in the last six months…
Whatever Mr cum sock, just throw it in the pile with the rest of them.
Why do people chose to cum in a sock?
That has always seemed extremely odd to me
A girl came in my room and stepped on sock by my bed, recoiling from the crunch it made and consoling herself. Confused, as I did not use socks for such a thing, I lifted the sock to reveal a, now broken, saltine cracker underneath.
Looks legit, sock is not petrified in weird position .
Not once have I ever thought… I’ll just cum in this sock to save the mess. Who the fu#$ is thinking that right before climax?
Post climax looking around for something to wipe up the filth, sure I get it… But…
TIL rain water is full of adolescent semen.
Poke it and see if it talks.
Yea sure its not a cum sock, ROFL cool kid you have
when i frist found out about the thing i humped my moms pillow, really fucked up, but thats what i did and one day she came and asked me why her pillow was full of strange glue and that she suspected it was cock glue, in Danish tissemands lim and that was supposed to be used on toilet paper and then she explained me the whole thing. I love my mom and how she always explained me stuff in the most strange ways.
Happy wanking to yall
It’s not a cum sock…. yet.
It’s a black sock with no slug trails. No need for the note kid. Wierd dude.
How old is Riley?it might actually be rainwater lol
Doing your own laundry doesn’t take much longer than writing mom a note, and you won’t have to convince anyone about any bodily fluids.
yeah rainwater somehow creeps into my sock drawer too 😔 idk how
Bro your son might be giving you too much information in his life
Not ‘a’ cum sock, or not ‘the’ cum sock 🤨
Fake
r/thathappened
**Morgan freeman voice:** “but it was indeed a cum sock.”
Cum socks are overrated anyway
Poor Riley has no idea that his mom is keeping this note for inclusion in the card to his future wife welcoming her to the family.
I guess I’ll never understand cum socks cuz I have a mutilated.. *ahem* circumcised dick so it would just hurt. I do understand a plush blanket tho
Idk what’s worse, the son writing a note to his mom about his cumsock or the mom posting the cumsock and cumnote on the internet
He’s smart enough to write and come up with this story, but not smart enough to recollect if anything else he’s ever worn has gotten wet from rain water and got dried/crusty from it?
Definitely a cum sock.
Using the word cum in a dialogue with your parents is crazy
As a general rule I say a lot of fucked up shit but never… *never* have I ever used, written, referenced the word CUM with my mother.
Its plausible. I’ve had t-shirts go stiff from rain and sweat drying up. Wool socks will also go stiff from sweat.
I actually believe him. If you had a known cum sock that you are presenting to your family then you would probably lose it on purpose. If you just have real crusty sock that you want to get cleaned and you don’t want a lecture then you write a letter like this. Source I am a male.
Can’t wait til OP puts out an update post saying she found 8 other hard socks with no note.
I refuse to believe this is real, no kid would voluntarily inform their parents that they know what a cum sock is.
They would hide that shit deep in the hamper with the rest of the laundry.