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Tell me you’re from Canada without telling me you’re from Canada.
How da fuq did they stick the sign on the door then?
Pizza guy once called and told me he dropped my order off at the office because he didn’t want to fuck with the bull moose in front of my townhouse.
Does UPS really not deliver to bears in Canada? How do they get their honey? It’s 2022 for cryin out loud!
Were the bears fucking??
[Not again…](https://c.tenor.com/nubivV5XM0YAAAAM/kandaar-bear.gif)
Let the bears pay the bear tax, I pay the Homer tax.
Beav’s OK, I’d make the delivery; but Eddie Haskell? Outta there!
“Was his name Julian?”
Didn’t realize ups drivers in Canada were so homophobic?
Where else am I supposed to park my bear?
This kind of stereotyping bugs the heck out of me. I’ve lived in Canada my whole life and have only had a “Bear in driveway” **once.** Moose, sure, and elk all the bloody time, and coyotes.. and skunks and porcupines and .. okay, the bear *was* a grizzly.
But just ONCE.
These notes happen in florida as well.
If this was an Amazon driver, they’d be instructed to deliver the package anyways. Running from the bear just motivates you to deliver faster.
So…. he left the package with the bear? Did he make sure the bear would stick around for the 7 days promised on the ticket?
But what if the package you ordered was a bear repellant? Now how are you going to get rid of that bear in your driveway?
“That was my wife, asshole”
How I met your mother
Went to school in Georgia (U.S.) and had to call in late once bc a bull was blocking the drive.
I read that as beav.
Non deliver, other, big arrow down, C, stop complete, 1 for residence
If you know, you know
Why was there a large hairy gay man in your driveway?
Canadian here, living by a big ravine, can verify. This does happen a lot more than you’d think.
I just wanted my package and you drove right by!
*Cut to Bear Grylls standing on the driveway. He watches as the UPS truck drives away. He hangs his head and lets out a defeated sigh*
that’s hilarious
Lazy ups drivers.. Just get the bear to sign for it, jeez.
Also common in certain neighborhoods in San Francisco. (Ba-dum-bump. I’m here all week folks. Try the veal and tip your waitress.)
Sorry, that was just my husband getting the mail with his shirt off.
You know how schools and universities have active shooter drills where you have to lock yourself in.
Well I’ve been to my university 7 years, and only once did that alarm go off without it being a drill.
It wasn’t a shooter. It was, and I quote “Pair of agressive moose on campus”. And it was located in a pretty big town
Canada! Fuck yeah.
Beav in driveway
Footage of the driver meeting the bear
https://youtu.be/xpMp1AUEBQk?t=7
If it’s from Canada, why does that notice tracking number [resolve to packages sent to the US](https://www.ups.com/track?loc=en_US&tracknum=943813015546&requester=MB/tracksummary)?
That would never happen in Downtown Canada.
All I see are excuses. Why should a bear standing in the driveway keep my package from being delivered on time?