-Car runs over pedestrians walking over the copulating zebra.
-Onlookers make videos of car running over pedestrians walking over the copulating zebra.
-Security camera films the whole scene.
-Security employee uploads the footage to a fringe kink porn side.
-Adventurous zoo employee rubs one out to the scene.
-Zebra escapes zoo employee’s care and finds a zebra strip.
Therefore the loop closes and there is no clear priority. Participants must communicate via eye-contact which makes the whole situation weird for everyone.
Zebra always has right of way
Zebra is OG crosswalk, has right of way anywhere on planet
The referee
Everyone has right of path on a zebra
No one. It’s every man, woman and zebra for themselves.
Without a doubt, the zebra. We’ve already fucked up their habitat leaving them no place to go. It’s the beginning of the end.
The pedestrian, of course!
Zebra
So that’s why they call it a Zebra Crossing 😉
Definitely the zebra, anyone not hear about the guy who lost his arm to his own zebra a few weeks ago in Ohio?
In the background there’s a pelican at a pelicon.
The correct prioritisation is:
-Zebra strip attracts Zebra.
-Zebra copulates with Zebra strip.
-Pedestrians walk over the copulating zebra.
-Car runs over pedestrians walking over the copulating zebra.
-Onlookers make videos of car running over pedestrians walking over the copulating zebra.
-Security camera films the whole scene.
-Security employee uploads the footage to a fringe kink porn side.
-Adventurous zoo employee rubs one out to the scene.
-Zebra escapes zoo employee’s care and finds a zebra strip.
Therefore the loop closes and there is no clear priority. Participants must communicate via eye-contact which makes the whole situation weird for everyone.
Zebra crossing zebra crossing
Well a zebra is striped just like a crosswalk, so no matter where the zebra crosses you have to yield
Those crossings are actually called zebra crossings in south africa
The striped donkey has all the leverage.
You cant file a lawsuit against a Zebra, it will also kick the shit out of your car. The zebra has the right away.
“Can I shoot it?”
The Beatles!
Give the way to OG
Whichever came first
Officer, I couldn’t see the zebra blended into the crosswalk !
Zebras have right of way in all areas 6,200 miles from themselves in all directions.