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Was wondering where this delivery went, then this turned up on my porch
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TMI! TMI!
To be fair there are way worse bottles of lubricant that could’ve been accidentally opened. This looks like lubricant for doing taxes or lubricating some equations.
At 73 you’d think she’d need plenty of it. Get yours, granny.
Rudy Giuliani’s favorite brand.
At least you know your neighbor won’t fuck with your mail.
Totally off the point, but – the main thing bothering me here is WHY does everyone think ‘a lot’ is one word these days???!
Which begs the question, what if she wasn’t 73 and did need it?
Good to know that Granny’s still wet down there!
Weird flex to say your 73 y/o mum is red hot and dripping wet, but ok
“clean + intact” yeah I’m not trusting that.
Holy shit is that the same four seasons from the Giuliani press conference?!?!
If ordering half a litre of lube and having someone else accidentally open it isn’t a great flex then I don’t know what is 😂
*** lol
Lots of lube
Curious, if she actually did need it, would she have just kept your order?
“We didn’t keep it because she doesn’t need it” lol
At least that bottle is rather tame. Imagine that lady opening the box and it has “Fuck Water” in it.
She’s 73 but she ain’t dead.
Haha that’s embarrassing 😅
Damn those genes, 73, and doesn’t need lube?!?!
Remember when “alot” was a meme?
73 and doesn’t need lube? Naughty li’l minx.
I’m 72. Use it all the time
I re-homed a mis-delivered package like this that I had also opened (I was expecting a package) – put it at the correct door and left a note with apology.
Amazon kept on putting her stuff at my door.
She put up a surveillance camera to spot me….. bringing her packages to her. Made me feel a little odd, and tbh almost warned me off being helpful. Had to sit and think for a minute, how will this footage look? Like, me, her up the street neighbor, putting a package at her door.
The real answer is her 73 year old mum has her preferred brand …she is more of a KY woman….
British AF
“Sorry the bottle is half empty my mom is 73 and really needs it”
Honest people don’t suck!
I hate to tell this nice neighbor, but 73 year olds absolutely have uses for lubricant.
A few years ago I ordered a photo book from a famous LA police photographer of murder and suicide scenes in the 50’s and 60’s and my neighbor accidentally opened it and then dropped it off on my porch. Whoops.
At that age I am sure she needs it
Haha I wouldn’t even be mad
At least it wasn’t some of that Bad Dragon Cum Lube.
Surprised they didn’t write “my moms never had sex so she wouldn’t need it” …..73 year olds need love too
Are they kidding??? The fact she is 73 yo makes it more likely she needs lubricant, not less!! 😂
this is really cute
73 year olds don’t have sex anymore? I don’t believe it 😂😂😂
At 73 is usually more needed than ever
Hopefully there is not too much friction between the neighbours after this.
She’s 73 so she definitely has a need for it
At 73 I bet she fuckin does need it
73 and still able to make it juicy, without lube, respect!
73 and no need for lube, that’s impressive 😁
I would think that a 73yo woman *would* be needing this.
Edit to add; Just saw that other folks have already said this so I will add this question so my comment has more ‘meat’. What’s the other page of the note? Just a blank paper?
I would move. Anxiety overload
Does the mum not need it because she’s 73, or because she’s already plenty lubricated.
Hey friend it could be totally worse!!! You could have your incredibly sweet, elderly, southern neighbor open your birthday present to yourself that contained two….errr…”special friends” + lube that you got yourself. Omg it’s been 4 months and I still can’t look these people in the eye without blushing lol.
Only took a year for me to go from the sweet neighbor girl who tries to help them out, to a sexual deviant lmao (we’re in the south, where there are probably more churches than people on this island lmao!)
But hey, clearly Miss Francine doesn’t judge too harshly because she literally just brought us food from her and the church ladies last night.
I normally wouldn’t share this incredibly embarrassing story to a bunch of internet randos but I just wanted to empathize with ya and let you know you’re not alone, friend! And quite frankly?? Kinda made me feel better about my own SNAFU lol
Bam chica bam bam
Im too anal to let someone else touch my lube.
Poor sons under the illusion 73 yr olds don’t fuck.
Four seasons sells lube? Is this four seasons, the hotel, or four seasons, the random landscaping company that held the emergency press conference for Trumps campaign loss?