Durability is kryptonite to the Collector. I’ll beat a game with the weak starting weapon or common weapons you find instead of the “kills all targets in one shot” weapon because I need to keep it in mint condition
I’m a friendly psychopath. I care a bit more about party members relationships but also lack the patience to upgrade my equipments and grind before challenge a story boss.
The Merchant: the person that chooses all the kind, friendly dialogue options for an NPC, then robs them blind when they’re out of line-of-sight. Then sells all the stolen items to that NPC. Then stabs them in the back to get the five credits and level 1 knife they’re carrying.
I guess I’m the psychopath – head straight to Hyrule castle as soon as possible with my rusty broadsword and pot lid. Besides, the best items are the ones you can pick up inside!
I’m the collector (aka hoarder) and treasure hunter. I always scan the upper areas of big rooms for that bit of loot I know the devs hid up there and will require a mario bros jumping type effort to get to it.
-The “Nothing is Sacred” player: you find high level spell scroll early in the game, fuck it, use it on a pack of random brigands. Some rare crafting ingredient that could make something amazing? Fuck it, this shopkeeper will give me 5 gold and a Turkey leg.
-The “I *will* need this” player: the exact opposite. “Should I use this holy hand grenade on this mini boss? No I’ll probably need it for the final encounter.” Meanwhile, cutscene before the the final encounter wipes your inventory.
To be clear, I’m the second type and I’ve been trying harder and harder to just use shit when I get it.
I’m glad that I fully took in each panel before the next, the level of patience that that took was worth the the payoff in the last panel, and the belly-laugh to go with it.
Best part: make the chest a mimic.
People call me the collector…. Some call me a thief, My goals are beyond your understanding
By psychopath you mean speedrunners?
Durability is kryptonite to the Collector. I’ll beat a game with the weak starting weapon or common weapons you find instead of the “kills all targets in one shot” weapon because I need to keep it in mint condition
Some call me a psychopath but I call myself the man who just likes beating shit around with a stick asap
As a treasure hunter the worst thing that can happen is to find out that certain path to loot gets unlocked after x moment in the story mode
Last one is speedrunner.
What if I am all
Is it crazy if it works? And I didn’t find the fish, I caught it with the stick I found.
I guess I am all of them
I’m a friendly psychopath. I care a bit more about party members relationships but also lack the patience to upgrade my equipments and grind before challenge a story boss.
Note for ~~speedrunners~~ psychopaths, the tie spawns on your waist but you can equip it in your head slot for 1 extra defense
The Merchant: the person that chooses all the kind, friendly dialogue options for an NPC, then robs them blind when they’re out of line-of-sight. Then sells all the stolen items to that NPC. Then stabs them in the back to get the five credits and level 1 knife they’re carrying.
I am the friendly
The Friendly aka the average BioWare enjoyer
(so much so that character should be wearing Shepard’s N7 uniform)
Finding out I could play dark souls nude with a club on my first playthrough was the best gaming moment I’ve had
I guess I’m the psychopath – head straight to Hyrule castle as soon as possible with my rusty broadsword and pot lid. Besides, the best items are the ones you can pick up inside!
On fallout im the collector
I’m the psycho. If it takes more than about 12 seconds to find treasure, then I lose interest. I’m here to slap demon lords with a fish
Treasure Hunter frame is 1000% about Dark Souls 2’s Iron Keep.
You see these 5 beds I brought? They will be the tools of destruction I use to bring this Dragon to his deserved end.
I’m the collector (aka hoarder) and treasure hunter. I always scan the upper areas of big rooms for that bit of loot I know the devs hid up there and will require a mario bros jumping type effort to get to it.
I start as the psychopath, then the treasure hunter, and by the end of the game, I’m the collecter.
No completionist who maxes out then fights the first boss?
I would add two adjacent to the collector:
-The “Nothing is Sacred” player: you find high level spell scroll early in the game, fuck it, use it on a pack of random brigands. Some rare crafting ingredient that could make something amazing? Fuck it, this shopkeeper will give me 5 gold and a Turkey leg.
-The “I *will* need this” player: the exact opposite. “Should I use this holy hand grenade on this mini boss? No I’ll probably need it for the final encounter.” Meanwhile, cutscene before the the final encounter wipes your inventory.
To be clear, I’m the second type and I’ve been trying harder and harder to just use shit when I get it.
The Explorer – “Wait hold on, there’s a bit of map in the corner that I haven’t stood in yet”
The Completionist – Combination of everything outside of The Psychopath*
*Unless beating the Demon King with a fish and stick is an achievement.
5th type: “*Roads?*” Where we’re going we don’t *need* “Roads.”
Climbing mountains rather than taking the actual path. Stamina be damned.
Collector + Treasure Hunter, that’s me.
It’s called a challenge run, and it’s art
**The Over-Achiever:** Must be at least 10 levels above any boss encounter and only after upgrading all equipment to the maximum possible level.
I’m glad that I fully took in each panel before the next, the level of patience that that took was worth the the payoff in the last panel, and the belly-laugh to go with it.
The Crafter: I used this fish and this stick to craft this unique weapon I call the Fishstick.
Brings back memories of stuffing every magical item, gem, and daedric artifact into my skyrim house.
Look just because I go straight to Hyrule castle after the great plateau…
Not pictured, the completionist, an unholy combination of the first three that must have absolutely every possible unique item before moving on.
Looking at me there, eh Legacy of the Dragonborn?
Is.. is that the Wabbajack??