Jesus. I ran a SF club in college 25 years ago and this is still on point. I knew multiple people like this. The hat, the coat…the un-asked-for opinion. He probably demands that people refer to him by his LARP character name. Likely offers weird and awkward salutations around women like “Greetings, m’lady”.
Read this in my head like the comic book guy from the Simpsons
Someone explain to me why the noir outfit is always used for these characters.
A true gentleman pretends to be nice until they’re rejected.
His mistake was not listing off his top 100 bullshit animes in broken Japanese
I have had that same confused and afraid look far too often when I worked as a cashier.
What? Why?
The weeb needs the fingerless gloves to complete the wardrobe stereotype. Maybe a wish.com katana on his back as well.
Aldi is now canon.
Barf
Everyone here in the comments and nobody is gonna bring up “toothy bj” is the author lol
Mt Dew, Doritos, and a cuke…..
He didn’t even tell her that he has studied the blade, rookie mistake!
I don’t get it.
and somehow I feel like that’s a good thing
Jesus. I ran a SF club in college 25 years ago and this is still on point. I knew multiple people like this. The hat, the coat…the un-asked-for opinion. He probably demands that people refer to him by his LARP character name. Likely offers weird and awkward salutations around women like “Greetings, m’lady”.
$9.50 for all that? God damn.
I don’t get it
Should’ve included a final panel with him Naruto running out of the store
Someone explain?
I think he fked up by NOT listing the actual anime titles? It’s like talking up your game but you don’t have substance to prove it. Tsk tsk
Then he pays, tips his fedora, and says, “Until we meet next, m’lady.”
No one mentioned his purchase? Mountain Dew, Doritos, paper tissues and a cucumber… Planning a fun evening I see.
Of course girls are going to react like that if you don’t tip your hat to them and say “G’day m’lady”.
Also, you can’t tell by the cartoon, but the guy is 35 and the cashier is 15 and it’s her second week at the job
It would take some real balls to steal a comic from someone with the water mark “Toothy Bj”
As someone who works in customer service these are the type of people that make me feel very uncomfortable. This and MAGA hat wearing hicks.
Is this funny because it feels far too real. He’s gonna call her a fat whore within the next two frames.