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This is absolutely brilliant.
My guy in the old Halo game was Coincidence.
“You were killed by Coincidence”, which was generally accurate since I sucked at it.
The long game
My name was “Off in Church” for years when I played in my old league
Your buddy: ” if I lose, I’ll win.”
I was always “Off in the Corner”
The classics always work
This is a stand up comedian joke by Brian Regan I believe, OP didn’t think of this
I used to play an online FPS and for a while a guy was showing up named “Your last beer!” and so the action scroll at the side of the screen was always saying “You were killed by Your last beer!” or “You killed your last beer!”
My friends baseball team was “Off in the closet”, they weren’t that good, so a lot of people beat Off in the closet
fantasy football is proof that football is boring. people have to make up incentives to pay attention to stats so that they can win bets.
It’s like he knows me, like really knows me.
I needed this laugh today. Thank you!
Name your pokemon “Oh shit, he”, and start giggling.
Oh shit, he leveled up!
Oh shit, he used hyper beam!
Oh shit, he fainted!
If only the score was 24 to 7
I was always “Off with Sandpaper”. Nobody beats off with sandpaper! (I lost with rookie Eddie lacy and lev bell, in a week 17 playoff game because half my starters rested and our commissioner was a dufus. That was my first time ever playing I didn’t know better)
Mines off to grandma. No one beats off to grandma
Played against a beer league team few years back called Off In The Shower. Always thought it was one of the best team names.
After winning the league 2 seasons ago, last season I was “Off in Church” because no one beats off in church
Right out of “The League”!
That’s even better than “Pete top-Kevin bottom”!
At first read I thought “off constantly” was a pretty terrible name for a business selling guns and was also very confused by the picture
Played a team in a paintball tournament with that name back in 2005. We were like huh? After we beat them they ran over to us and said “Hey, you guys beat Off Constantly!” Lol been a joke with my buds ever since
I always named my fantasy team Off in the Shower. Like “Oh congratulations, you beat Off in the Shower”.
We’ve had a team named Bye Week in our league for a few years, I slightly chuckle when our matchup comes around each time.
I was on a beer league hockey team once. We were terrible. So we chose the name “off in the shower” knowing that all of the other teams would have to tell their friends they “beat off in the shower” after we played them.
Good one! also, true.
It’s because no one beats off constantly!
I tried this as my username last year hoping the final score announcement would do this. It unfortunately did not, only congratulating me for wins or cheering me up to keep trying if I lost.
My friend named his team “Off in Church” since no one would beat off in church
TIL my new FF name…
This is “meat with a handful of fish hooks” and I can’t wait to lose.
I never do that
Me and my buddies used that for our bowling league when we were like 14 lmao
I used ” a six year old paraplegic girl” for over a decade for reasons like this.