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This is the single best scene from cops in over 1100 episodes and it’s not even close.

by alexschaefer2002


This is the single best scene from cops in over 1100 episodes and it’s not even close.




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  • RhaegarsRevenge

    This year, there’s a new “Worst Job in America”, displacing the old number one for the last five consecutive years – “Crack Whore”. The new number one: “Assistant Crack Whore”

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  • Nerdfacehead

    There was one we watched alot in college that was off a cops outtakes VHS, I think. The cops were called for a domestic dispute and they get to the house and there’s an old man in a wife beater shirt. The cops start questioning him and he’s trying to tell them that he called them because his wife is being violent. They are skeptical but his wife is yelling from the bathroom. Suddenly, the bathroom door flies open, his wife barrels out wearing next to nothing, wails on the man AND the cops and then retreats to the bathroom. Maybe 5 seconds start to finish. The cops are standing there stunned and the man says “SEE what I’m sayin’?”

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  • AsiaSkyly

    THIS… Is the greatest COPS bust of all times…

    [https://youtu.be/rUp6M1-0gQk](https://youtu.be/rUp6M1-0gQk)

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    Guy gets caught with drugs, denies them, cop pulls joint from the top of his ear as if it was a magic trick, of course he had the joint there the whole time!

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  • Euphonic_Cacophony

    One of my favorites is an episode I swear I saw back in the 90’s, but can’t find it now where the guy being detained said that they weren’t his pants when they found drugs in one of the pockets.

    After looking for it, apparently there were a couple episodes where someone used that excuse, lol.

    I still couldn’t find the specific episode, but they’re all pretty funny.

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  • gullington

    I recall an episode where the cops came to a domestic dispute and it was this long winded story between this elderly couple and the wife was yelling at the husband for eating all the cheese. So the husband shoved the cheese into this wives mouth which caused her dentures to fly out the apartment window. The scene ended with the cops on their hands and knees outside looking for them before fading to black. I have never been able to find a clip of this again .

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  • UniqueCoverings

    There is another one that I just watched.

    Dude called cops because wanted to buy a prostitute meth and the guy ran off with his $25.00.

    Straight up tells cops, I don’t do meth but prostitute does, and Im trying to get some pussy. “I ain’t got $25.00 or pussy and I’m pissed.”

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  • Office_glen

    I wish I could find it, but there was one episode where a cop is chasing someone and he jumps over a fence, the fence was like 4ft tall and after he climbs it he falls on his ass in an embarrassing fashion, he gets up and keeps running only to run into a literal 2ft tall fence, and this time instead of trying to “climb” it he starts kicking it down and it takes like a minutes for him to kick it over lmao I was in tears

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  • AlanMercer

    My favorite is the one in which a cop stops a pedestrian for doing a dine and dash. While he’s questioning her, he goes through her purse on the hood of the police car. As she answers him, he rapidly starts to realize she is a mental patient out on a pass. Right at the moment that starts to become clear, he has a bottle of perfume from the purse in each hand and he asks her what’s in them. She yells at him “THAT IS MY OWN URINE!!!”

    As a bonus, later his lieutenant rolls up while the interview is still going on. He starts to reach for the stuff on the hood of the car, but the patrol cop catches his eye and just gives a quick head shake for “no.” Lieutenant pulls his hand back just in time.

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  • HITNRUNXX

    Once upon a time, we got a call from a 70 year old man claiming to have been robbed. When we got there it turned out that he had given two 14 year old girls $20 each for oral, and then they left without performing, and he wanted us to get his money back. They were riding bikes nearby so we went to talk to them to find out if there was any truth to this and they said they couldn’t give his money back because they already bought rock with it, and showed us the drugs. That was a pretty good example of how most of that career went until I finally noped out.

    [Edit: Was trying to remember outcome and remembered the girls were only 14, because that limited our options at the time.]

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  • Veneralibrofactus

    The best one was the call to shots fired in a low income residential area. Officers go to the door of a unit, guy answers- wall behind him is covered in guns.

    “Sir. Did you discharge a firearm?” Guy replies but is completely incomprehensible. “Arr barr guds a foot en farg dunt gorm fugga doo.” He’s not drunk or otherwise off – just has a serious problem with language.

    “Sir, we have a report of a gunshot and you’ve got a lot of guns here. Sir, did you fire any of these weapons?”

    Same thing – incomprehensible reply. So the other cop says, “let’s check with the neighbors”. They walk next door. Knock. Old guy answers. “Good afternoon, we’ve had reports of shots fired in the area. We’ve just spoken to you neighbour who has a lot of weapons. Did you hear a gun shot sir?”

    Guy tucks in his lip and nods. “Ohhhhh yuhyuh en farg dormy norga foogledoo an Minny yuh,”

    The look on the face of first cop as he turns back to his partner is PRICELESS.

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