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This church always has great signs, but I guess this heatwave is getting to them?
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This church always has great signs, but I guess this heatwave is getting to them?
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lol, something…
As a Christian I love a good pun.
Ironic twist: climate change is actually God turning Earth turning into hell as a result of the actions of American evangelicals.
Lol… erm…. these are not the sins you’re looking for 😛
Yeah blame mythical creatures and not our mistreatment of the environment
Are we the baddies?
They missed the note that, due to inflation, tithing is now 15%.
God: Well if you don’t know the answer, I’M not going to tell you!
Reminds me of the dua lipa song hotter than hell
Aussies have entered the chat… That’s a cold snap for us🙄
“Don’t look at me, you jackasses wrecked your own planet”
Must be all the airconditions pumping out more heat, to fight against heat.
God : yes, you crucified my Son.
Several years ago I saw a church sign somewhere around “Lookout Mountain, Tn” that read- “You think it’s hot now? Hell is a lot hotter!”
I chuckled a bit.
God: Yes. Yes you did.
I saw a sign that said whoever keeps praying for snow to stop it.
It’s not easy being blessed all the time
They have to go to confession to themselves for making that sign
Heatwave you say?
*Thinking back to when it was snowing here last week*
“You know what you did.” ~ God
I would definitely give them a shot if I moved there. Church might be fun again!
If you gotta ask, you’ll never understand
Yes, we set our fucking planet on fire