Imagine taking a fat ass dump and it comes out like this and you realise you’ve been holding a chocolate rocket of your own creation inside you for a few hours. Funky.
I remember “poop dick” being a name people used in high school – now it’s a delicacy apparently. What’s next? Oxtails? Monkey poop coffee? Pork jowls?
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Does it also shoot from the top?
You see what you desire most
Where is it lodged now? Your mouth or your exhaust pipe?
Reminds me of the scene in Death To Smoochy…
‘It’s…OHH…uhh…well…it’s…ahhhhhh….IT’S A ROCKET SHIP! YES, IT’S A ROCKET SHIP!’
Let me guess, cream filling on the inside?
That’s knotty.
I’ll see myself out.
Outta her box just like that! Nasty nasty
r/dildont
Imagine taking a fat ass dump and it comes out like this and you realise you’ve been holding a chocolate rocket of your own creation inside you for a few hours. Funky.
Perfect
It is beautiful.
Balls
It looks mire like a turd than a dick
If it was black donut it would not have fit in the box.
It looks like it’s looking for a box to get into.
r/forbiddensnacks
Did it go into the other box like that also?
You don’t know where that thing’s been!
looks more like a turd to me than a dick lmao sumn about the knots
I remember “poop dick” being a name people used in high school – now it’s a delicacy apparently. What’s next? Oxtails? Monkey poop coffee? Pork jowls?
We live in the upside down.
Looks like some dickshit…
Ah yes, the old dck twist
lookin like a shick
Would still put in mouth.
TWIST IT! TWIST HIS D….ONUT!
That’s me on a monday morning.
Dont.eat.that
Poopdick.
Cinnamon twists are better when dick shaped. True story.
Turd balls donut
Will come out your hoo ha looking the same?
So funny when your brown twisted thing from amazon comes out looking like a penis
Poop-dick
Classic C&B
That sugar turd has some balls.
Kwwabaegii!!!!!
What kind of box?
That looks like a twisted up turd 🤣