If he actually wanted to (I’m not sure if it happens automatically, I don’t think so) you can actually be buried like that, and the plot becomes a kinda hallowed ground so they couldn’t really gut the tree down
Reminds me of an idea I had where trees would be planted on the shallow graves of famous musicians – in a few generations people would be able to buy musical instruments that would contain trace amounts of legends.
I know it sounds creepy, but what if a tree was planted on Mozart’s grave, and that tree was later harvested to make a few pianos and violins – can you imagine what they would be worth to collectors compared to other pianos and violins?
So he wants to be buried with the seed… but the panel shows him planting the seed… so it’s just a tree, and the dude is buried elsewhere (like not in a random park).
Think of the splinters…
Destined to be with watery holes.
he’s fucking more hoes after death than while alive
Even in death, he shall bring joy to others.
Sweet in an, admittedly, very horny way.
Gigitty
Grampa is on my asshole
They didn’t call him “Hardwood Bob” for nothing!
r/funny attempting to make a funny comic challenge (absolutely impossible)
At least it will be warm and cozy.
In death as in life.
“Its got perfect buttplugicity!”
Grandpa will be a pain in the ass for eternity
Goddamn that’s funny
This reminds me of when Dane Cook said something along the lines of printing a bible out of the tree your corpse fertilizes.
Is he using a chainsaw on a tree in a public park? Gary would totally do that.
Dream
If he actually wanted to (I’m not sure if it happens automatically, I don’t think so) you can actually be buried like that, and the plot becomes a kinda hallowed ground so they couldn’t really gut the tree down
A hickory dickery doc?
It’s just not funny
fulfilling his desires even after death. absolute legend
“Uhh, butt stuff always finds a way.”
In death as he was in life.
The circle jerk of life.
I was expecting to see his skeleton up high in the tree.
r/holup
WOOD?
I see this as an absolute win
Reminds me of an idea I had where trees would be planted on the shallow graves of famous musicians – in a few generations people would be able to buy musical instruments that would contain trace amounts of legends.
I know it sounds creepy, but what if a tree was planted on Mozart’s grave, and that tree was later harvested to make a few pianos and violins – can you imagine what they would be worth to collectors compared to other pianos and violins?
It’s what he wood’ve wanted.
Well at least he’ll be buried with seed
This is a really shitty joke
Ah humanity the nonexistence of it
What a blessing.
So he wants to be buried with the seed… but the panel shows him planting the seed… so it’s just a tree, and the dude is buried elsewhere (like not in a random park).
This makes no sense.
Mid
Varnish doesn’t go in the butt
I mean, if he was a pain in the ass in life …
Mission accomplished
When I was reading this, the comments were at 69 lol, I paid absolutely NO attention tho the meme
I mean, knowing you’re going to make people orgasm even after death isn’t too bad imo.