Nah, fuck the Stones of Barenziah. There’s no quest marker for any of them and you have to find literally every single one to complete the quest, and they’re spread across Skyrim. There are a lot of them, too.
All you get for your trouble is a boon that guarantees rare gems show up in every container you open, and if you’ve gotten that far, you don’t need any more money.
I can assure you that once “Schlongs of Skyrim” was installed, my boyfriend didn’t give a fuck about jewels, magic, weapons or any other normal thing from that damned game. Only schlong.
The joke is that those crystals are hard to find and getting them all gets you a crap reward. It’s not meant to be a serious statement on what gamers want or that women can’t play games too.
On the jarls bedside table.
Nah they look for pixel ass
I like boobies.
Im a fulltime gamer and yes Id prefer a big set of jugglies like that over any ingame item I have ever found
Por que no los dos?
Either way, looking at chests.
That unusual gem can fuck off into the sea
Why not both?
TF2 has gems now?
Women look for those pink mfs as well
Nah, they’re right.
Well skyrim has highly downloaded mods for both so…
Both, both are good
Nah, fuck the Stones of Barenziah. There’s no quest marker for any of them and you have to find literally every single one to complete the quest, and they’re spread across Skyrim. There are a lot of them, too.
All you get for your trouble is a boon that guarantees rare gems show up in every container you open, and if you’ve gotten that far, you don’t need any more money.
Not according to my dms
You get one of these.
“Identify gem?”
“Sure!”
Big mistake.
Best game ever, but cmon! I’m going motor boating
Nerds
Why would i look for the stones. Just get the marker mod, collect them when you already near them, and enjoy them tiddies.
I don’t even know what the bottom pictures are. Give me the boobs.
We look AT boobies. We look FOR treasure. Yes, most of the time boobies are the treasure, but there’s a difference.
God I remember those things. Never finished that quest
Says who?
Gravity has nothing on this girl
There’s a mod for that, guys.
Well, in reality there’s a mod for both. But the game mod is free, the other one will cost you around $4,000.
Sorry, but you need to reverse the images. I do look for boobs.
By men you mean adolescent nerds?
Sauce?
I know this is a joke and I can take a joke but the one person with this idea makes me sad for humanity.
Getting a titanite slab off a darkwraith > Tits
Unless you have the 360 version!
This is a lie, I am looking for both
Both are good
Why o why do they have to weigh .5?
My husband can name the location of every one, off the top of his head. Just a full list of them floating around in his brain.
But God forbid he remembers to scoop the cat box 😂
Im looking for the boobies tho
I hate that quest with a burning passion.
Por que no la dos?
I can assure you that once “Schlongs of Skyrim” was installed, my boyfriend didn’t give a fuck about jewels, magic, weapons or any other normal thing from that damned game. Only schlong.
Fun fact: women play Skyrim too.
Even funner fact: some women also appreciate sexy ladies!
Why not both?
I, uh… I gotta go with the ladies on this one.
The meme isn’t serious.
The joke is that those crystals are hard to find and getting them all gets you a crap reward. It’s not meant to be a serious statement on what gamers want or that women can’t play games too.
[ Great chest ahead. ]
you got this backwards, well really you got half of it right and half of it backwards
Theres mods for both
I want pictures of SPIDER-MAN!
I legit just got done with this quest lol
Why not both?