20 bucks to talk to your dad is circumstantially expensive. When he’s in the next room it’s a rip-off, when he’s in the goddamn afterlife, I’m sure I could find a stadiums worth of people who’d say that is beyond cheap.
Melissa’s dad is a cheap jerk who needs a lesson that context matters.
Funny. Thanks.
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maybe someone with a sense of humor should write these
Nah I don’t really like my dad
“Wait, how did you know my name? That does sound like something my dad would’ve said.” (Proceeds to argue with dead dad over twenty dollars)
20 bucks to talk to your dad is circumstantially expensive. When he’s in the next room it’s a rip-off, when he’s in the goddamn afterlife, I’m sure I could find a stadiums worth of people who’d say that is beyond cheap.
Melissa’s dad is a cheap jerk who needs a lesson that context matters.
If he said that then I’d know he really was talking to my dad because that’s exactly what my dad would say
i like it, but i feel like the last image takes away from the punchline.
I can’t talk to him, but when I meet him