Oh sweet! I get to raise someone else’s kid and have to deal with their bio dad? Sign me up! Always wanted to be the most disposable person in a family.
I’ll save you the hassle. Date someone without children. Unless you like being an option/last priority. Ofc there are single parents out their who are mature and can balance things but more often than not it’s the opposite
It’s a shit job market. Be sure you ask about benefits and paid vacation during the interview. Make sure they offer fully paid healthcare. Know your worth, King.
My name is Patrick Bateman. I’m 27 years old. I believe in taking care of myself, and a balanced diet and a rigorous exercise routine. In the morning, if my face is a little puffy, I’ll put on an ice pack while doing my stomach crunches. I can do a thousand now. After I remove the ice pack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial masque which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion. There is an idea of a Patrick Bateman. Some kind of abstraction. But there is no real me. Only an entity. Something illusory. And though I can hide my cold gaze, and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours, and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable, I simply am not there.
Pffft. Hard pass for me
Tried that once…NEVER again for that shit. Lesson learned.
Look how wide the mom’s legs are. She’s going for another kid.
Can’t spell “OPEN” without “NOPE!”
Nooooooooope.
“If you can’t handle me at my worst…” vibes
Only if it’s a seasonal position
r/Trashy
Dangerous sticker to put on vehicle. There are a lot of creeps in this world. Be careful putting these kind of stickers on vehicles.
Whats the pay
You don’t want to go with any woman who will do stupid shit like that.
One of the best comedy stretches I’ve ever seen.
https://youtu.be/xv-0Sr-BV5A
Run away
There’s a reason she is hiring. Toxic work environment probably
Ew. Pass
Why did the last employee leave? 🤔
Nice car and she kept the dog. Looks like she did ok in the divorce.
Sorry, I hate fixing jeeps.
I’m going to advertise my inability to make a marriage work while simultaneously highlighting my poor judgement in bumper stickers…. Any takers? Lol
No thanks. Rather be happy single than being miserable to make someone else’s life more convenient.
Oh sweet! I get to raise someone else’s kid and have to deal with their bio dad? Sign me up! Always wanted to be the most disposable person in a family.
The great resignation has gone too far
What is the policy on “test drives”?
I saw a decal that was kind of the 180° of this. The mom, kids and pets were normal, but the “dad” was just two feet and smoldering pile of ash.
Can I ask about the previous employee and why they left the company?
Y’all all acting like she means another partner
Could just be another cat or dog!
Awe darn, I wish I was an arrow
I’ll save you the hassle. Date someone without children. Unless you like being an option/last priority. Ofc there are single parents out their who are mature and can balance things but more often than not it’s the opposite
r/facepalm
Stick families on cars are a red flag for me.
It’s a shit job market. Be sure you ask about benefits and paid vacation during the interview. Make sure they offer fully paid healthcare. Know your worth, King.
LMAO
“Now children, what do you say when you meet a nice man?”
“Are you my daddy?”
Single moms are single for a reason.
How does she think people will apply? Ram the back of her car?
Lack of milf hunters in the chat is depressing.
Careful what you wish for
“Position Open”
Yeah I gotta funny feeling that’s how we got here to begin with.
It’s a trap!
Single moms in your area.
Good luck w that
I would rather be alone my whole life than date a single mom.
Ahhh yes desperate single moms. Nope
My name is Patrick Bateman. I’m 27 years old. I believe in taking care of myself, and a balanced diet and a rigorous exercise routine. In the morning, if my face is a little puffy, I’ll put on an ice pack while doing my stomach crunches. I can do a thousand now. After I remove the ice pack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial masque which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion. There is an idea of a Patrick Bateman. Some kind of abstraction. But there is no real me. Only an entity. Something illusory. And though I can hide my cold gaze, and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours, and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable, I simply am not there.