Stopped at a kiosk in the mall to get my popcorn fix. An unfortunate fold in the bag had onlookers convinced it was a different addiction I was satisfying…
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Good popcorn is fucking addicting
Popcorn is my porn
I like Chicago style porn.
Only vintage porn comes in a bag these days.
TIL there are still malls…
Even the link below says that too
I believe we have a evil genius logo designer on our hands
At least it wasn’t folded to spell cocporn
Just admit you went to the carnival themed porn store and we can all call it day.
I’m calling BS and calling it a pre planned fold that occurred in the parking lot. If not save the bag and purposefully fold it like this every-time you shop.
Oh my God, it’s soo big. Let me get two handfulls of that fresh hot stuff and shove it in my mouth. Oh god I’m choking on it, it’s in the back of my throat.
“[It’s a pornography store. I was buying pornography](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n89gCHE9JCk)!”
Maybe I shouldn’t order that big titty fuck-doll. Ehh the website says discrete shipping, what’s the worst that could happen.
Its not a big, it’s a feature.
I like it all buttered up
Mhmm.
*sniff, sniff*
“Hey do you guys smell porn?”
I would like to shop at a porn store with that sign. It looks very classy.
At least you can tell by the website underneath what it was suppo… oh wait…
Ha! Ha! I was in line at the store one time and the guy in front of me had a Disney t-shirt on. It had an image of Grumpy on the sleeve and it said asshole under it. I kept thinking that was really weird and why would somebody do this? Ends up it said pASSHOLEder, but was folded so you could only see the letters in the middle. It was a t-shirt Disney gives to season passholders.
“Oh, so you have a bag full of porn too”
“Wait, what?”
“What?”
/r/theyknew
It’s like you got caught with your hand in the cookie jar and trying to convince the world otherwise….
We know it was not popcorn.😉