The only death better than being alone in the quiet watching TV and donuts is to die when you’re old, with a belly full of wine and a woman’s mouth on your cock.
On the day of my brother and is births we had the stars and the cards read. Not a funny story but relates to the spoilers and prophecies.
Im 23 now and things are going PERFECTLY to plan. It said I won’t have good romantic relationships, and eventually I’ll have a terrible divorce. So far so good. I work in wealth management and immigrated twice. The cards said I’ll be around a lot of money and that I’ll never have a “home” or “hometown”. My brother was said to be a healer and he is a doctor now.
We don’t choose to do these things, they are always just the best/only option at the time.
Btw, I don’t believe in destiny but goddamn those Cuban shamans are weird asf
Ouch…
Where do I sign up for being left alone to watch TV and eat donuts – Dad.
The only death better than being alone in the quiet watching TV and donuts is to die when you’re old, with a belly full of wine and a woman’s mouth on your cock.
Doesn’t matter, at least had sex
Spoiler: they were not Friends.
what a great friend. now u can change ur fate and marry someone else and live happily ever after
yeah, fuck you blonde dude, you’ve got what you deserved
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Eating donuts and watching television is how I’d like to go.
On the day of my brother and is births we had the stars and the cards read. Not a funny story but relates to the spoilers and prophecies.
Im 23 now and things are going PERFECTLY to plan. It said I won’t have good romantic relationships, and eventually I’ll have a terrible divorce. So far so good. I work in wealth management and immigrated twice. The cards said I’ll be around a lot of money and that I’ll never have a “home” or “hometown”. My brother was said to be a healer and he is a doctor now.
We don’t choose to do these things, they are always just the best/only option at the time.
Btw, I don’t believe in destiny but goddamn those Cuban shamans are weird asf
Oh great some more NPC humor
Wait, Duke Coolington dies??? *Come on*, man!
“What’s a rerun?” asks the person who only uses streaming services…
hit me in the feels. so many people have spoiled so many movies for me recently.
What? You’re telling me I get to have sex twice? Nice!
Some douchebag did exactly this with Multiverse of Madness and it pissed me off so badly.
And that is why Nostradamus never had any friends.
I’m never going to by donuts and watch TV at the same time. Boom. Immortality.
haha! Jokes on you! I already knew that was gonna happen!
The *Blast Zone* franchise is honestly so played out that it’s just painful at this point.
But I did like *Blast Zone 3: The Re-Blastening*.
Hey! Sounds like I’m not getting drafted as cannon fodder in the Water Wars OR eaten during the climate refugee zombie apocalypse, so…
BONUS!
Hmmm… Donuts.