Once you’re hooked on the MSG it’s all you can think about. Nothing else matters. Not your family. Not your friends. Not even your life itself is worth preserving if you can’t taste the dragon.
X cheesecake factory inmate, four years sentence served. Can confirm, ranch is a currency. The loss of money from sides of ranch was atrocious. It is made from scratch and is delicious but it was disgusting to see how much people would consume just from dipping the bread in it before they had even eaten their meal.
Whenever I order sushi delivery they never give us any Wasabi. Drives me nuts. And only like 1 teaspoon of soy sauce. I’m going to start doing this maybe it will get the message across.
If it weren’t for the fact this meal contains gluten, I would have thought this was my friend. She loves ranch so much, but only specific types of ranches. Once she told a restaurant how much she loved their ranch and they gave her a soda cup full of it. She will drink ranch if you let her. She is my best friend and I adore her.
There’s a Thai restaurant I really like that has this sweet tangy sauce they put on the fried shrimp rolls. That shit is CRACK. I put it on rice, satay, chicken, everything else I can. It’s delicious. I think it’s like some kind of honey pineapple whatever but damn it’s good.
It’s like this guy I saw at KFC years ago. Walked in and the guy behind the counter asked, “The usual?” The guy paid and left with two containers of gravy.
It’s not that he’s loving it. It’s that you’re not adding it in the order and he’s begging for you to remember his order correctly. By the looks of it, you can’t read right neither so looks like he’s not getting his ranch again.
Spoiler: they didn’t get the ranch again. This idiot is asking for free stuff using the preparation instructions box, instead of actually adding it to their order and paying for it.
As an alternative explanation to people assuming they have just been forgetting the ranch, it is quite possible that they have been including the ranch, but just straight up dumping it on the fries and/or chicken tenders. I have had a similar issue multiple times where I ask for a sauce on the side and my fries and/or entree come with it poured on top. Yes, in the end it is a sauce on whatever you were aiming to put it on, but dipping is different in many ways, including distribution of the sauce for each bite. So I sympathize with the frustration this person must be feeling.
We use cookies on our website to give you the most relevant experience by remembering your preferences and repeat visits. By clicking “Accept”, you consent to the use of ALL the cookies.
This website uses cookies to improve your experience while you navigate through the website. Out of these, the cookies that are categorized as necessary are stored on your browser as they are essential for the working of basic functionalities of the website. We also use third-party cookies that help us analyze and understand how you use this website. These cookies will be stored in your browser only with your consent. You also have the option to opt-out of these cookies. But opting out of some of these cookies may affect your browsing experience.
Necessary cookies are absolutely essential for the website to function properly. These cookies ensure basic functionalities and security features of the website, anonymously.
Cookie
Duration
Description
cookielawinfo-checkbox-analytics
11 months
This cookie is set by GDPR Cookie Consent plugin. The cookie is used to store the user consent for the cookies in the category "Analytics".
cookielawinfo-checkbox-functional
11 months
The cookie is set by GDPR cookie consent to record the user consent for the cookies in the category "Functional".
cookielawinfo-checkbox-necessary
11 months
This cookie is set by GDPR Cookie Consent plugin. The cookies is used to store the user consent for the cookies in the category "Necessary".
cookielawinfo-checkbox-others
11 months
This cookie is set by GDPR Cookie Consent plugin. The cookie is used to store the user consent for the cookies in the category "Other.
cookielawinfo-checkbox-performance
11 months
This cookie is set by GDPR Cookie Consent plugin. The cookie is used to store the user consent for the cookies in the category "Performance".
viewed_cookie_policy
11 months
The cookie is set by the GDPR Cookie Consent plugin and is used to store whether or not user has consented to the use of cookies. It does not store any personal data.
Functional cookies help to perform certain functionalities like sharing the content of the website on social media platforms, collect feedbacks, and other third-party features.
Performance cookies are used to understand and analyze the key performance indexes of the website which helps in delivering a better user experience for the visitors.
Analytical cookies are used to understand how visitors interact with the website. These cookies help provide information on metrics the number of visitors, bounce rate, traffic source, etc.
Advertisement cookies are used to provide visitors with relevant ads and marketing campaigns. These cookies track visitors across websites and collect information to provide customized ads.
Someone’s restaurant needs to remember the friggin ranch
Filthy hobbetses not putting ranch sauce on the side *GOLEM*
Once you’re hooked on the MSG it’s all you can think about. Nothing else matters. Not your family. Not your friends. Not even your life itself is worth preserving if you can’t taste the dragon.
*every restaurant order in the Midwest…. 🤣
Hey, that restaurant ranch they mix up is pure nirvana. Finally figured out how to make it at home and have never been happier
I really hope you didn’t put the dressing on the side
X cheesecake factory inmate, four years sentence served. Can confirm, ranch is a currency. The loss of money from sides of ranch was atrocious. It is made from scratch and is delicious but it was disgusting to see how much people would consume just from dipping the bread in it before they had even eaten their meal.
Ranch salad
Whenever I order sushi delivery they never give us any Wasabi. Drives me nuts. And only like 1 teaspoon of soy sauce. I’m going to start doing this maybe it will get the message across.
My wife is dependent on Ranch dressing and restaurants almost always forget to add it. Or they only add one and she needs at least three to survive.
You mean someone likes their fries crunchy..
Dairy Queen is usually pretty good abiut that sort of stuff.
If it weren’t for the fact this meal contains gluten, I would have thought this was my friend. She loves ranch so much, but only specific types of ranches. Once she told a restaurant how much she loved their ranch and they gave her a soda cup full of it. She will drink ranch if you let her. She is my best friend and I adore her.
The best part is there’s a part 2
Don’t forget his ranch and he wouldn’t be this desperate!
Someone at your restaurant needs to include ranch when asked for.
r/unexpectedlotr
There’s a Thai restaurant I really like that has this sweet tangy sauce they put on the fried shrimp rolls. That shit is CRACK. I put it on rice, satay, chicken, everything else I can. It’s delicious. I think it’s like some kind of honey pineapple whatever but damn it’s good.
restaurant ranch is better than the ranch you buy in the store because it’s usually made differently.
I too desire the sauce, father.
Give us the precious.
* Coke
Ranch dressing as dip is for hillbillies
How hard is your job that you forget the ranch three times?
Some restaurants don’t give free ranch away for fries, and if it’s not ordered correctly with the charge, you shall not receive the sauce
Are you gonna put it on the fricken side this time?!
I drove all the way back to McDonalds for sweet & sour sauce the other night. I can feel this person’s frustration.
So then this got sent out with five sides of BBQ, right?
It’s like this guy I saw at KFC years ago. Walked in and the guy behind the counter asked, “The usual?” The guy paid and left with two containers of gravy.
LEGALIZE RANCH!!!!!
It’s not that he’s loving it. It’s that you’re not adding it in the order and he’s begging for you to remember his order correctly. By the looks of it, you can’t read right neither so looks like he’s not getting his ranch again.
I would marry that person
No, someone is tired of your restaurant fucking up their order.
Think your confusing love with incompetence
give us the precious
– coke
So, what’s the recipe?
Spoiler: they didn’t get the ranch again. This idiot is asking for free stuff using the preparation instructions box, instead of actually adding it to their order and paying for it.
r/unexpectedlotr
I fucking hate when I get skimped on sauce… how hard is it to make sure everything on the ticket is in the bag? I’ll wait!
As an alternative explanation to people assuming they have just been forgetting the ranch, it is quite possible that they have been including the ranch, but just straight up dumping it on the fries and/or chicken tenders. I have had a similar issue multiple times where I ask for a sauce on the side and my fries and/or entree come with it poured on top. Yes, in the end it is a sauce on whatever you were aiming to put it on, but dipping is different in many ways, including distribution of the sauce for each bite. So I sympathize with the frustration this person must be feeling.