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The state of media today
I’d stick it in the fat ones shit box
Shamefull journalism
Well done media! U have exposed the dirty.
I just be happy to get one big enough the neighbours can see it
Whoever wrote that headline knew exactly what they were doing.
This is what happens when anal sex becomes mainstream.
That’s what she said
Anyone thinking of Kate & Leopold right now?
Great headline. Ranks right up there with ,”Super Cali goes ballistic Celtic are atrocious”
Someone get it off!
More info. Needed
I’m not judging, but I don’t think it’s the first time either of them has dealt with a smelly erection.
Maybe they should try some vigorous rubbing to get the sticky substance off.
That one really stands out…
I’m not crazy right? The clouds looks like a dick and balls
Well they look like a couple of lesbians so of course they’re thrown off!
(All women look like lesbians as lesbians are women)
Oh, reminds me of Sky Sports famous headline for sure
[https://www.flickr.com/photos/dullhunk/358317726](https://www.flickr.com/photos/dullhunk/358317726)
Seems fairly hard already
Hard is what caused the strange sticky substance.
That should be enough to upset just about anyone.
I guess they are talking about a new telephone installed and then covered with creosote.
Im guessing this is British English which is slightly different than US English. Haha.
r/theyknew
This is just basically r/theyknew
r/theyknew obviously
It’s not the story we deserve…it’s the story we need.
_Tom Sanders_ gentlemen, let’s give him an applause for the amazing title.
Literally every single chick I’ve been with has said the same thing
“The Mayor unveiled the erection to a cheering crowd”
If it’s not so hard, it will have to get worse before it gets better.
I think the lass on the left has something to do with the state it’s in…
I smell the smelly smell of a smell that smells smelly!
Put that mouth to use
Look up Stinkhorn mushrooms – penile looking sticky rotten—spunk smelling awful things
*DICK CHEESE*
Smegma it’s smegma.
Love that Tom sanders wrote it
Stinkhorn mushrooms?
Those two will scare any erections away and there won’t be any sticky substances to worry about.
I took a shower this week, what else do they want me to do?!?!
They just need to do their best, they can always pull out.
Yeah, just need someone to grab a sock and head on over.
If it lasted for more than 4 hours they should have called a doctor, not a reporter
Quick shower and start where we left off.
[source](https://metro.co.uk/2022/06/22/oldham-residents-angered-after-smelly-pole-appears-in-neighbourhood-16865468/amp/)
Might be time to see a doctor for some STI testing…
PENIS. Just come up with your own joke.
From the looks of it the women in the image have it under control. That erection doesn’t stand a chance, they’ll have it down in mo time