In one of the Expendables movies, he tells another joke similar to this. Something like “I was bit by a rattle snake, and after 3 days of agonizing pain, the snake died.”
I recently met the kids of the man who trained Chuck Norris. They still train people in Taekwondo since there father passed away. He was stationed at the same military base I’m at now, there great people.
No shit, I would have done the same.
He has the least threatening voice, similar to Bob Ross.
Grrrrr. Lmao ahahah
It’s the Aussie news host of all the people which makes it more funny.
Or is self awareness becoming Chuck aware? I don’t know, that doesn’t make any sense.
Is this how the Chuck Norris’ jokes started?🤣🤣
I’m glad he finally embraced it and stopped pursuing that silly lawsuit.
Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now called The Islands.
His bank PIN is the last four digits of pi.
Chuck Norris once bought a broken down pickup truck. We now know that truck as Optimus Prime.
Chuck Norris tears can cure cancer. It’s unfortunate that he’s never cried.
In one of the Expendables movies, he tells another joke similar to this. Something like “I was bit by a rattle snake, and after 3 days of agonizing pain, the snake died.”
Why is everyone including emoji’s now? Gotta convince us something’s funny?
I stopped paying attention to him after he went full racist trying to stop Obama getting elected. Has he gotten better again?
Yeah… but how much wood would Chuck chuck if Chuck would chuck wood??
Chuck Norris clogs the toilet when he pees
I petted the tiger.
When God said “Let there be light” Chuck Norris said “Say Please”
Dude’s a foaming-at-the-mouth homophobe, racist, and bigot.
Chuck Norris doesn’t mow the lawn. He dares it to grow.
Petted
Chuck Norris eats corn the long way.
I didn’t know I this was funny until I saw the 20 emojis below the video
Chuck Norris isn’t getting massive amounts of cosmetic work done, he just intimidates his ass to slowly move into his face.
Seriously, dude looks like he just ate a snickers with a peanut allergy.
chuck norris is a human pile of garbage.
The comments here make me miss Barrens chat.
Too bad he’s an asshole.
Chuck Norris built the hospital he was born in
Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad.
Isn’t this the “Thousand years of Darkness if Obama is reelected?” guy?
This guy is a maga douchebag
I recently met the kids of the man who trained Chuck Norris. They still train people in Taekwondo since there father passed away. He was stationed at the same military base I’m at now, there great people.
I played this clip for my son and he said “I’m glad he’s still kickin'”
Chuck Norris doesn’t flush the toilet…. He scares the sh..t out of it.
The boogeyman checks under his bed for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris actually died 20 years ago, but the Grim Reaper is too scared to tell him.
When Chuck Norris was born, he slapped the doctor.
When Chuck Norris left home at 16, he said to his father “Alright you’re the man of the house now…”
I like that country music in the background, sounds like a lucky hillbilly story 😂
Chuck doing Chuck jokes!
I love chucks shit eating grin after the punchline, you could tell he’s proud of that one
Him and Kevin Bacon are fixed points
Fuck dad joke chuck joke can kill you 😆🤣