“… And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. No seriously, Miyazaki, what the fuck is up with all the motherfucking poison.”
I really miss the face code feature from Mass Effect 2. Would always display a long character code along the bottom of the character creation screen so that anyone could load the same face from seeing a screenshot.
Can I pay someone to make a character that looks like me but is good looking? My characters end up looking like me but the true ugly version of myself.
Someone for the love of god post Samuel L Jackson being held by that lady. Or make the character and just do funny Samuel Jackson lines while playing the games. Like I’m tired of these god damn dragons in this god damn castle.
Motherfucker!
Change the hair though lol. Makes no sense
I’m tired of these motherfucking demons in this motherfucking game
Nah that’s my boy Trevor with a tan
One of the first one of these I’ve seen that actually look like the person lol
“Does he look like a boss?!”
what a handsome looking motherfucker.
Elizabethan English Motherfucker! Do you speak it!
Looks like this is from the Samuel Jackson Beer parody commercial
These Elden Ring Mother Fuckers better be paying me my royalties Mother Fuckers
Good job motherfucker
*sigh*
Samuel L’denRing Jackson
“Say Elden again….I dare you, say Elden one more time”
Say I have no maiden one more time I dare you.
They ate me a motherfu king dragon ate me
White hair. Samurai class. Afro Samurai.
Tutorial plleeeeaaaase
WOMAN!!! If you say “no motherfucking maidens” one more time
can we please get a breakdown of what numbers you set the facial characteristics to? fantastic job OP!!!
“… And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. No seriously, Miyazaki, what the fuck is up with all the motherfucking poison.”
Am I the only one that sees a ripped Peter Dinklage?
“WHAT DOES MARCELLUS WALLACE LOOK LIKE?”
“What?”
“What country you from??”
“Wh-what??”
“What ain’t no country I ever heard of! They speak English in What?”
“What?!”
“ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER DO YOU SPEAK IT??”
“Yes!”
“Then you know what I’m saying!?”
“Yes!”
“DESCRIBE WHAT MARCELLUS WALLACE LOOKS LIKE!!”
“What???”
“Say WHAT AGAIN! SAY WHAT AGAIN!! I DARE YOU! I DOUBLE DARE YOU MOTHERFUCKER SAY WHAT ONE MORE GODDAMN TIME”
“He’s… he’s black!”
“GO ON…”
“He’s Bald!”
“DOES HE LOOK LIKE A TARNISHED??”
“WHAT?”
*Light Attack to the Knee*
“DOES HE LOOK…. LIKE A TARNISHED???”
“NOOO!!!!”
“Then why’d you try to kill him like a Tarnished?”
“I didn’t!!”
“YES YOU DID!!!! YES. 👏🏿YOU. 👏🏿DID.👏🏿”
*stares motherfuckerly*
[Stares motherfuckerly]
Samuel L DenRing
Yes they deserve to die, and I hope they burn in hell!
Honestly? It looks a lot more like Black Peter Dinklage to me.
Tell them bosses to be cool
Thats a motherfuckingly motherfucker stare if I ever saw one.
I really miss the face code feature from Mass Effect 2. Would always display a long character code along the bottom of the character creation screen so that anyone could load the same face from seeing a screenshot.
*Stealth hits enemy*
“Oh, I do apologize, dost I breaketh thou concentration!?”
I am aware that the Elden Lords have made their decision. But given it’s a stupid ass decision, I have elected to ignore it!
The fact that there are no black hairstyles in this game or most games is fucking sickening man
Can I pay someone to make a character that looks like me but is good looking? My characters end up looking like me but the true ugly version of myself.
Someone for the love of god post Samuel L Jackson being held by that lady. Or make the character and just do funny Samuel Jackson lines while playing the games. Like I’m tired of these god damn dragons in this god damn castle.
Call me maidenless one more time, I dare you motherfucker
You can make him in the character creator? Shit, Tarnished, that’s all you had to say!
Motherfucker, do I look like I need MOTHERFUCKING MAGIC?!
God damn, I love the gaming community proving journalists wrong about how it is a possibility to make the black character in Elden ring.