Robert Wotherspoon — Music To Massage Your Mate By [Jazz, Easy Listening] (1976)
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Oh wow that guy must be awesome to talk to
They don’t make album covers like *that* any more…
My local record store growing up had this featured on their wall along with Sesame Street Fever and Christmas with Colonel Sanders. Found those two, now I have a title to find this one!
“Hey what are you listening to?”
“You probably haven’t heard of them, you wouldn’t understand”
Had they named it the proper “Music by Which to Massage Your Mate”, it would have gone gold.
He must be related to Nathaniel Meriwether
Some Ivan Milat vibes there
Robbie Dub has skills
Is that Burt Reynolds massaging Drew Barrymore?
My Parents had this. Iirc the LP came with a booklet with different massage positions and they were nude in the booklet.
Still not sure if my dad bought this as a gag or he really thought my mom would be in to it.
Edit: Yup, it came with a [booklet](https://therecordcentre.com/music-to-massage-your-mate-by/).
Reese Witherspoon
This was seriously very good.
It’s funny, this was considered cheesy for most of its life, but if a young band full of fashionable people did this exact song now, with the exact instrumentation, people would lose their shit over how cool it sounded.
It’d have to be out of context of course. The name would re-jokify it. It’s pretty cool stuff
Definitely inspired this lovage album
https://youtu.be/CbyRp4CX5_0
I googled this after hearing it and while I wasn’t explicitly looking for a [t-shirt of the album cover](https://psyne.co/product/music-to-massage-your-mate-by-1976-vintage-t-shirt/), I wasn’t disappointed to find one.
That is one creepy fucking guy with the arms of a 10 year old girl. No thank you.
Something tells me there was more mate massaging in the 70’s…
That guy is getting ready to sling some dick
This had to be where Handsome Boy Modeling School took their inspiration. Has to be. Edit: Lovage (no Prince Paul)
Randy Marsh before he married.
Is there a single-player version?
You know I’m saving this post
Reminds me of [this](https://www.amazon.com/Music-Make-Love-Your-Lady/dp/B00005QJFX).
Between this and the post earlier about mens fashion from the 70’s, I wish I could have been there.
This album cover got my wife pregnant
I knew i have seen a similar title before.
https://youtu.be/Txl1cVVmXms
I’d have thought Marvin Gaye or Barry White would suffice
What a sense of nostalgia. The cheeze factor is high.
If I ran or worked at a heavy metal bar, this is what I would play every night at closing time.
This is the background music in every 70s TV show
The 70s and its obsession with the jazz flute 🙈
I wonder if this is what inspired Nathaniel Merriweather Presents: Lovage, Songs to make love to your old lady by.
We all read this name as something as at first , don’t lie
I’ve been drawing strange album covers like this in weird colors. Can’t wait to give this one a go.
Well, we tried this. We couldn’t stop laughing about how cheesy this was so we’re all feeling very relaxed now, thanks!
As the photo illustrates, this record enhances massage more effectively if you have a 70’s porn stache.