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Smart cookie.
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Fortune cookie speaks the truth.
I’m studying physics, can confirm, this is true.
And to add to that, the speed of sound increases with density, so when someone is very dense, you can hear how dumb they are faster.
Which one is the wife and which one is the fortune?
The other fortune is definitely a dad joke.
Been saying this for years, it’s not a fortune cookie it’s a statement cookie.
Fortune cookies are just analog memes.
I had this on a shirt a decade ago.
This is definitely better than my most recent “fortune” which was telling me a career change was in my future and there was a big ad for Zip recruiter on the back.
Now see that’s not true because I always hear the BMW behind me honking before I see the green light.
The light reaches you faster because your eyes are in front of your ears.
A roll model lol