My microwave just called me a child for hitting on its top for 4 times ‘cuz the timer was all screwed up.
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Tapping the top of any microwave four times activates “Child Mode”. Put the timer for 10 mins till golden brown
Or did you somehow unlock a secret setting for microwaving children?
It’s demanding a sacrifice
That is a cooking preset. Insert child and press start
It’s simply a child lock function on your Panasonic microwave.
So close to it being Chad
If you read the manual it will tell u to insert a child within 15 seconds to prevent it from overtaking the world
It does have a Genius Sensor.
In the name of Kelso: Burn
Chilldude
“And that was the moment when I realized I needed to change my ways. Not when my spouse or family talked to me about how I made them feel; not when my friends stopped calling me. No, it was when the microwave called me a Child that I realized. I had to do better.”
No its requsting a food sacrifice
I prefer oven baked children.
Is this microwave named [Gemma?](https://reddit.com/r/Tinder/comments/p5hcje/gemma_the_microwave/)
Don’t piss it off or it will awaken the others
I thought that was the Hansel and Gretel cooking time
No, it’s asking for a sacrifice because you suck
Lol
Nah, thats just the “Child” cook setting
I have this microwave in black.
Child lock, you won’t be able to use it till you unlock it.
Might have to hold down a button or hit 2 buttons at once.
Yeah that’s what I’d tell the police too
Kick his ass, sea bass
Cooking Child….. 1 or 2?
There is no microwave, only Zuul!
You mere mortal, you child, one must suffer the consequences of laying hands on my pristine figure. I sentence your pizza to death…. By molecular excitement.
Mwuuuuaahahahahahahaha
Press the start button 3 times rapidly to do this. Hit stop three times to turn it off. Took me forever to figure that out on mine.
He’s saying “Chill, dude…”
Oh Panasonic. You’re so clever
I think you just found the function for cooking children… I’ve been looking for it for the longest time. Thanks for the tip
I must say, that is a pro gamer move.
Seems like it would know. After all it is a genius.
Kyle Kinane had a great standup bit about this on the track Let Fear Rule. Something to the effect of “I have a DUI because my car let me drive it but I’m locked out of my microwave after “one too many adult pops.” I encourage anyone looking for a laugh to check it out. He also waxes poetically about pizza rolls. Grade A stuff.
It hungers for sacrifice.
Your microwave has a child setting?
Oh shit! I’ve been looking for one with a child setting forever. What model is that?
*PRESS X TO PUT THE BABY IN THE (microwave) OVEN*
That’s fucking weird….
You just got micro owned
“the Genius Sensor” what did you expect
Microwave demands a sacrifice.
I think that’s a cooking preset.
microwave some kids to fix it
I’d be more worried if your name begins with a D and the microwave knows that and is telling you to chill out or else 😮
achievement unlocked: self aware AI! You just found a hidden functionality, that’s all! Think of it as an easter egg.
I figured it was the default setting for cooking a child.
“Child please!” – Dr. Andre Nowzick