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Are you supposed to peer over the cubicle doors to check if someone’s using too much toilet paper?
Someone did not think this out.
*Looking over the stall* “Easy there Chief, that wad is getting awfully close to absurd sized”*
Can you peak in through the glory hole??
👀
I personally take responsibility as the toilet paper supervisor.
This just makes me want to steal toilet paper
“Yes, are you the manager? Good! Some asshole is using an absurd amount of toilet paper right now. Just reporting per your request.”
Even worse is getting all the rolls wet so they look good enough for some to start shitting thinking there’s plenty of tp only to find out it’s toilet puddy now
Imagine walking to the front desk of the gym just to tell them you saw some how, some one using an “absurd” amount to toilet paper
“Hey so umm…. see that fella over there… well you’re not gonna believe this but…. he definitely used an absurd amount of toilet paper… the nerve of some people… he clearly, and I saw with my OWN two eyes took a few handfuls, when in all reality he could have only taken one handful… I don’t want to get anyone in trouble here but I thought I would just do my part, okay thanks have a wonderful day.”
“Can you spare a square?”
Me, a good gym member, monitoring toilet paper usage through the crack in the door.
I don’t have a square to spare
Speaking for myself, I am happy to do my patriotic duty and patrol other dudes butts in the bathroom. Yes, I, a true Patriot will make this sacrifice and check out your butt holes.
Please form a line to thank me.
Are they gonna bail you out when you get arrested for voyeurism? How exactly will you “witness” this?
Hey, those boob tubes don’t stuff themselves.
Why you looking at me they the crack in the door?!?!
how am I supposed to monitor the toilet paper usage of my poop neighbor?
You are now under arrest for using 5 times as much paper in a wiping situation. Raise your hands! Pull up your pants!
“Yo you finished with that set yet bro?”
Abturd amount
Just gonna watch you shit real quick… 3 sheets or less please
Do more paper mummies. 2 squares MAX
“Appropriate”. I like that. Don’t be inappropriate with TP.
I always yell out the amount of slices I use. Keeps things simple.
I’m gonna start this for my bathroom
Time to use as much toilet paper as that Dane cook bit where he was in the round in Vegas. The vomit breathing dragon
They probably have that 1ply sandpaper they have in my office. It’s about as absorbant as a brick. Of course it takes me over a dozen wipes with this bullshit.
Mind if I squeeze in between sets of you wiping your ass?
Dealing with people is impossible that’s why corporates do some ridiculous shit cause 1 guy will ruin it for everyone else.
Next up they will have an electronic machine that gives you 1 square every minute.
Who gets reported first? The person using the toilet paper or the person watching the person use the toilet paper?
Wheres the seashell guy when you need him
What is the appropriate amount ?
Please wipe with both sides of the paper
Oh, ok, Explains that guy watching me the other day.
Don’t get me started on how coddled the modern anus is
I just carry 10 dude whipes with me can’t stand the cheap toilet where your finger goes right though
*gets binoculars*
Then promptly report back that someone watched you wipe your butt
*kicks down stall door*
Toilet police! Don’t move!
I can’t spare a single square, sorry
Since covid my gym has paper towels every few metres with a bottle of disinfectant. The amount of people who will wrap the paper around their hand like 10 times to just wipe a barbell. It’s such a waste I get the same job done with 1 wrap.
Public bathrooms in the US should provide bidets or moist wipes if they want people to reduce their toilet paper usage. Plus most Americans have awful diets so the poo sticks to their butt and the toilet paper doesn’t help.
*peeks over the stall… “that looks like an appropriate amount. Good job!”
We need more security cameras in bathroom stalls
If they didn’t force us to use 1ply tp in the first place this wouldn’t even be an issue
I breeze past absurd and use an apocalyptic amount of toilet paper.