February 4, 2022 by theimmortalgrind [ad_1] Looking for advice [ad_2] View Reddit by theimmortalgrind – View Source
With pasta, all things are possible. Thanks for reading, feel free to checkout my other, non-pasta related comics at r/theimmortalgrind February 4, 2022 at 2:18 pm Reply
Pastafarian is the one true religion! Pizza worshippers are the true evil. February 4, 2022 at 2:37 pm Reply
Pastafarians. Constantly with the preaching! We get it!!! Your god is tasty and tempting! We don’t need to hear about it all the time!!! February 4, 2022 at 3:57 pm Reply
This implies that God did make the universe but flying spaghetti monster made spaghetti. February 4, 2022 at 4:45 pm Reply
Is there a nation wide cup measurement in the US or does each cup-company just get to decide with the size of their cups? Edit: basically i’m asking how much a cup is. February 4, 2022 at 5:27 pm Reply
Pastafarnism takes over 96% of the world’s religion by October 14th 2024 (23:45 GMT Time). February 4, 2022 at 5:29 pm Reply
“Also, abandon your dull afterlife and join mine. We have a beer volcano and a stripper factory.” February 4, 2022 at 5:47 pm Reply
Italian here. 1/2 a cup is probably too much, but always keep the pasta water in a cup so you can always add more February 4, 2022 at 5:57 pm Reply
God-back guarantee: try him for 30 days and if youre not completely satisfied, your old god will most likely take you back February 4, 2022 at 6:30 pm Reply
[Flying Spaghetti Monster context.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flying_Spaghetti_Monster) February 4, 2022 at 7:44 pm Reply
God doesn’t need advice, because he’s God. God is perfect. God doesn’t make mistakes. Except when he made humans. Many experts agree that this was a dick move. February 4, 2022 at 7:45 pm Reply
I knew it. All hail his noodley appendages
Best advice ever
With pasta, all things are possible.
Thanks for reading, feel free to checkout my other, non-pasta related comics at r/theimmortalgrind
R’amen.
And add cream.
Pastafarian is the one true religion! Pizza worshippers are the true evil.
Spaghetti and meatballs don’t exist
may his noodley apendage touch your heart
Ahh you fucker. It’s been 8 yrs since I’ve seen this…
It drys the wet, it wets the dry.
Pastafarians. Constantly with the preaching!
We get it!!! Your god is tasty and tempting!
We don’t need to hear about it all the time!!!
This proves evolution is a myth!
I was expecting Clippy!
God has been touched by his noodley appendage!
This implies that God did make the universe but flying spaghetti monster made spaghetti.
It’s funny ‘cos it’s true
Is there a nation wide cup measurement in the US or does each cup-company just get to decide with the size of their cups?
Edit: basically i’m asking how much a cup is.
Based on the Bible, God listens to Satan.
Pastafarnism takes over 96% of the world’s religion by October 14th 2024 (23:45 GMT Time).
The Spaghetti Monster! You arrived!
He boiled for your sins
“Also, abandon your dull afterlife and join mine. We have a beer volcano and a stripper factory.”
Spaghetti Monster got big balls
Italian here. 1/2 a cup is probably too much, but always keep the pasta water in a cup so you can always add more
Feel this is speaking to me
Bless his noodly appendage.
God-back guarantee: try him for 30 days and if youre not completely satisfied, your old god will most likely take you back
I love the added touch of the spaghetti O’s over their heads.
[Flying Spaghetti Monster context.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flying_Spaghetti_Monster)
God doesn’t need advice, because he’s God. God is perfect. God doesn’t make mistakes. Except when he made humans. Many experts agree that this was a dick move.