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In response to the other user posting their bizarre fortune, here’s my collection (including theirs!)
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In response to the other user posting their bizarre fortune, here’s my collection (including theirs!)
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Here’s the [inspo](https://reddit.com/r/funny/s/A9dgN6wZGm)
My favorite fortune I ever got was like 3 or 4 days before I deployed to Iraq. It said “You are headed to a land of sunshine”. You have no idea cookie fortune…
Wealth is not in making money.
But in MILKing the man while he is making money…
Did I read it wrong 😂
I just recently got the “Only talent people get help from others.” I felt attacked 😅
How much deeper would the ocean be if not for sponges
Remember to always add “in bed” after the fortune. Atleast this is what I was always taught.
These all sound like they were written by Charlie Kelly.
My favorite is, “This biscuit suits me fine”.
This is cool but the asymmetry in the placement with pins is driving me nuts.
Next time, order the Shrimp.
Now I understands the truth of Money Man
The weirdest one I’ve ever seen was one my son got. It said: “Here we go. Low fat, whole wheat green tea.”
second from the top on the left is just lifted from the song Love Me Tender.
“like a river flows surely to the sea, darling so it goes: some things are meant to be”
“By listening, one will learn truths” is actually not a bad fortune.
A hundred years ago when I first started dating my wife we went to a Chinese restaurant. My fortune cookie read “to love someone is to know them internally”. I assume it was a typo but it was prophetic. 😇