I had to bring my car into the shop and my husband’s phone broke at work.
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I had to bring my car into the shop and my husband’s phone broke at work.
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Stomper is his nick name because he stomps around the house instead of walking.
And “the boy” is our cat. Lol
Dear ReadyToRage,
It is with great amusement that I felt upon reading your missive to your beloved. I do hope that your conveyance is repaired in a timely manner. And here’s hoping your boy will be satisfied with victuals that you have left him. For I know how fussy boys can be. May you soon once again hear from husband on that wonderful device pioneered by Mr, Bell. Wishing you well.
Sincerely,.
The_Big_Red_Wookie
The break in cursive is like someone’s fake accent breaking hahahaha I love it
This gave me a good giggle 😊
The comment that “our boy” is a cat made it even better lol
If I ever get a manservant I shall call him Stompers.
“Stompers, bring the motorcoach around. Madam and I will be dining out this evening. I have already informed Cook.”
This is great, but this is an unusual mix of print and cursive is interesting.
I guess it comes from the fact that most people do not write anything long hand anymore.
my dearest stompns
This is first class marital communication. I commend thee.
Bro you do what I do— my handwriting just changes (sometimes multiple times) through a paragraph— it’s so strange to me (born in Pakistan- raised in Connecticut- high school in Czech then Buffalo NY- and I can read and write in Farsi – i always wondered if my diverse living and education and language played a part)
Your writing looks like mine! (Only a little neater)
You were very brave, ReadyToRage. 🙏
Cursive or print, pick one, yeeesh
You’re a treasure.
I love this!
Clearly fake.
I can already hear the lilting strings of *[Ashokan Farewell](https://youtu.be/uZmxZThb084)*…
To anybody else guessing at specific words:
My Dearest Stompers,
It is with great sorrow
I write you on this sunny day.
I have given this much pondering
and must be straight forward.
You will likely need to fend
for yourself for dinner, for
I know not when I will
return. I’ve taken the motorcoach
into the city for repair, and only hope
I do not lose my way. I fear of
the unknown, but gathered there
is no future for me if I sit idle
while you are on your own
quests. I’ve ensured food and water
for our boy, and am confident he will
sustain until one of us return. I
depart now, with intent to arrive
to greet you again should it be God’s
will.
Farewell and always with love
– your wife
Very good cursive.
She has a great sense of humor. I hope her quest into the city for motorcoach repair was successful.
i feel so sorry for poor ‘stomper’
The motorcoach! 🤣
“I ain’t reading, allat”
How do women write so elegantly?
I’m currently binge watching Golden Girls to distract myself from my problems, and of course read this in Blanche’s voice.
couple goals plus infinity