I love how they didn’t even get you a new travel case lol I said something similar to all my girls when they hit 18. You have quality parents… now bugger off!
It is amazing that this is an obvious joke to some, and the reality of others, and that the difference works out to people mostly assuming it is Real and this person got kicked out in this way.
Happy birthday. I know someone whose room was almost immediately converted into a red room by her parents when she moved out. Complete with a swing. She… doesn’t stay overnight when visiting.
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It says bye bitch, miss you never
I got mine at age 16 🙂
Glorious memories, happy Birthday!
r/wellthatsucks
Happy birthday though
Happy birthday
Happy Birthday Son!
Now get the hell out of our house, get a fucking job and pay your own way.
We love you, bye!
Sorry man. Would you be willing to share the backstory?
Oh the complications of being Swiss
I love how they didn’t even get you a new travel case lol I said something similar to all my girls when they hit 18. You have quality parents… now bugger off!
Please don’t let the door hit your bottom on the way out.
It is amazing that this is an obvious joke to some, and the reality of others, and that the difference works out to people mostly assuming it is Real and this person got kicked out in this way.
Why do we have society again?
Aww how nice they’re sending you on a European vacation?!
Happy birthday. I know someone whose room was almost immediately converted into a red room by her parents when she moved out. Complete with a swing. She… doesn’t stay overnight when visiting.
How does no one understand this is a joke? They even put a winky face.
Edit: I guess it needed to be the winky face with the tongue out for people to get it.
Wow, really nice parents. Leave and don’t look back, sounds like you’re going to be better off anyway. Good luck in your future endeavors.
When I was 18 my mom moved in with her boyfriend and let me know the lease was up in 2 weeks. Good times
Adiós!!
At least you live in Deutschland instead of the Ukraine or Haiti or the us. Ya got good health care and education system there.
Happy Birthday, friend. Bon Voyage! Now go hug your mom and tell her that you love her (I’m a mom and the mom rules book says I have to remind you)
Hope this is a joke op or else your parents are some real assholes
Guess they dont like you.