I’m from Canada (we don’t have Jack In the Box). The two times my family ate there on vacations in the States, we got food poisoning. Can’t recommend the chain.
We have a CODE J. I repeat, CODE J. The test subject āJackā has escaped the box. Shut down all chains. I repeat, shut down all chains. Get the essential gear. Check all available stations. He must not leave the facility.
Maybe he got off?
Oh no
*run*
Jack outside the box
Aww shit. Someone call the Ghostbusters.
One sentence horror stories.š²
We’re all doomed. He’s going to murder us with his awful tacos and shitty burgers
SCP Class- We’re fucked.
Shit he escaped again
Loool
Jack is out of the box and he is fucking PISSED.
Oh no
I’m from Canada (we don’t have Jack In the Box). The two times my family ate there on vacations in the States, we got food poisoning. Can’t recommend the chain.
Oh no, it’s escaped.
I guess you could say he jacked off
We have a CODE J. I repeat, CODE J. The test subject āJackā has escaped the box. Shut down all chains. I repeat, shut down all chains. Get the essential gear. Check all available stations. He must not leave the facility.
This isnāt even advertising. And it could be gold. They could be like $1 thatās what gets jack out. I mean jeez Louise we arenāt all gen y.
Car: “I’d like THAT meal number 3″
Order Taker: ” You ain’t gettin JACK !”
Decatur TX?
Jack at large.
Margaret.. GET THE KIDS INSIDE. NOW.
This is a rare instance of the title actually making the post funnier.
The wards have failed. The containment is breached. Bottomless cheese fries are now $1.99 with any $10 purchase.
They killed four kids in the 90ās.
May God have mercy on us all, because Jack wonāt.
Calling all officers, We need air force, vehicle backup, and boats. We gotta 10-44 on our hands. Immediate back up, I repeat immediate back up
Or filled it up…
Jack in my crack.
OH NO DESPAIR HAS BEEN CAST UPON OUR WORLD JACK SEEKS REVENGE!
r/oddlyterrifying
It’s on the loose! Could also be in r/oddlyterrifying because the clown was locked in there for a reason!
Coming outta my cage, and I been doing JUST FINE