Found this incredible Steam review of an adult game.
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This Steam review must be out of this world! It looks like an abstract work of art with a dark moon shining brightly in the night sky. I’m sure it’s a smooth, artistic and graphic experience!
this should be made compulsory in sex education
Hey son, did I ever tell you about how you came to be?
Zug zug.
Hey props to OOP for being honest. Even if a bit odd.
Some people try for years and watching that struggle is truly heartbreaking.
I’m happy for OOP, Orc Massage or whatever, he gets to experience parenthood, and that is cool.
Orc Smash!
And they sai gaming is a waste of time…
Stroking your penis for five hours? That would have had normal mortals writhing on the floor in pain from blue balls.
Well .. that’s STEAMy.
Ads are getting smarter.
which other games do you guys think can replicate this???
It doesn’t have to be an actual game just an imaginary title:-
Wizard of the ozzzz….
this is oddly wholesome
Congratulations to the OOP. Looks like Devs need to create a sequel to the game for the second baby, haha.
This Reddit post literally got my wife pregnant.
*Hey son, are you breeding ?*
…. don’t show your kid your porn. I guarantee you: they do not want to see what makes you hard.
Tbh the game is hot af
*153 people found this review helpful*
work work
LeoDicaprioClapping.jpg
Orc Massage’s developers: Erm…um….you’re welcome…?
Congratulations! It’s an orc!
I mean…. Ok?
so instead of being attracted to his wife he used her like a fleshlight after getting turned on by a game. a true romance.
!remindme to check out Orc Massage
My partner has PCOS and was told she was infertile at 15, which devastated her as she wanted kids. We went to a Ripley Believe It or Not in Blackpool and they had a Papuan fertility god statue that “has caused over 1000 pregnancies when touched by women” and she jokingly touched it. Three months later she was pregnant with our daughter. We tried for three more years for another kid but it wasn’t until we went back to the statue that we had our son. Thanks Papuan fertility God!
Besides that last little bit of writing that’s actually really fucking sweet
My 13yo son was conceived on the bed in the guestroom of my parents’ house. Every time we’re there and we see that bed my wife and I lock eyes and smile, like “yep, that’s the scene of the crime”
r/whentheopissus
Man sometimes I forget how weird people are on this website
I guess Markiplier wasn’t kidding when he said this game was “family friendly.”
Dad where baby cam from ? Dad:* show the game 💀
My biggest issue with adult games on steam is the shame of people knowing you played adult games on steam.
This is more disturbing than funny.
Had my parents told me that I had been conceived through this kind of kinky weird game thing …. I don’t think that I’d ever been able to look at them in the eye ever again. And I would’ve moved to another continent, not just another country.
ooo new orc massage update..
Assuming this is real, he better not show the kid the game 🤣
I have yet to find a decent porn game on steam. Skyrim is the best one so far.
The name of the game is ORC Massage.
I shamelessly downloaded a mod for Sims 4 that allowed you to really, really bang anyone without restriction. I was curious mostly because being a woohoo partner is one thing, to base an entire world around just that… Didn’t think I would be turned on by it just thought it was a muse, a mod to spice things up in a game where everyone wants to bang Summer and only gets a Japanese blur or weird blanket party. It definitely stirred something up, didn’t think some arrangement of polygons would get me furnace hot, I was wrong. If you don’t know, don’t ask, search the internet that’s half of shame required. If it’s forever burned into my search history it should be your burden to bear as well. If you do, I should point out that it’s very, very well modded. The game exists as it normally would with more adult options on top. Go to work, clean, cook call up a neighbor and bang them in full detail, all the while why risking STDs pregnancy and menstrual cycles. Yeah, you can get crabs and have a pile of children you didnt know about. Oddly no child support considering the attention to detail to which this mod has gone through.
you know what, good for them lol
And they say romance is dead…
What if that was written by chatGPT?
Why is this screenshot in 144p
I thought this was for sex with Stalin