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My fiancee never learns from this one. “I’m going to eat healthy!” *Proceeds to only eat pizza and chicken nuggets.* *Proceeds to constantly complain about having the shits all the time.* MAYBE IF YOU WOULD ACTUALLY EAT HEALTHIER YOU WOULD FEEL BETTER! February 19, 2022 at 8:32 pm Reply
This is not normal cartoon humor and yet I’m laughing my ass off. Usually you have a punchline at the end, but it’s basically a pane of declaration followed by three panes (pains?) of despair and misery. Whatever the approach, I find it hysterical. February 19, 2022 at 8:45 pm Reply
Once you hit 30 your bowels become a shell of its former self, even the slightest bit of grease and it’s 24hrs of the shits. February 19, 2022 at 8:49 pm Reply
picture of sailboat is the same as the one over the couch in the simpsons February 19, 2022 at 9:12 pm Reply
This is my new comic about a fellow named Pervis. Thank you for reading it. Goodbye February 19, 2022 at 9:19 pm Reply
This is so fucking hilarious and depressing at once. Hands down made my night and crushed me at the same time lol February 19, 2022 at 9:27 pm Reply
I havent stopped laughing for the last 2mins. I need more content February 19, 2022 at 11:17 pm Reply
Oh my God, I can’t stop laughing. I can barely breathe! This is the funniest shit I’ve ever seen! February 20, 2022 at 12:13 am Reply
Start by eating less. Way less. Then eat healthy. You’d be surprised how delicious that healthy food is when you’re starving before every meal. February 20, 2022 at 6:22 am Reply
Depressing
My fiancee never learns from this one.
“I’m going to eat healthy!” *Proceeds to only eat pizza and chicken nuggets.* *Proceeds to constantly complain about having the shits all the time.*
MAYBE IF YOU WOULD ACTUALLY EAT HEALTHIER YOU WOULD FEEL BETTER!
Same
The Shit of Shame.
This is not normal cartoon humor and yet I’m laughing my ass off. Usually you have a punchline at the end, but it’s basically a pane of declaration followed by three panes (pains?) of despair and misery. Whatever the approach, I find it hysterical.
Once you hit 30 your bowels become a shell of its former self, even the slightest bit of grease and it’s 24hrs of the shits.
When you try Eating Healthy but settle for Dying Early.
Fuck this reminds me, I haven’t had a vegetable in days
Seeing this minutes after finishing some Waffle House
Mirror is a bit too close on this one.
picture of sailboat is the same as the one over the couch in the simpsons
The horror of a poop that you had to remove your shoes for.
This is my new comic about a fellow named Pervis. Thank you for reading it. Goodbye
This is so fucking hilarious and depressing at once. Hands down made my night and crushed me at the same time lol
Curse you greasy food for being so convenient and satisfying
This time I mean it.
Diarrhea is a fantastic way to lose weight.
Hey, if you survive it, then it’s healthy enough
I feel personally attacked.
I’m in this picture and I don’t like it.
I havent stopped laughing for the last 2mins. I need more content
Oh my God, I can’t stop laughing. I can barely breathe! This is the funniest shit I’ve ever seen!
shiiiiiiiit this hits hard
but seriously…. tomorrow i promise
How can this be considered funny ?!
Emotional damage and defeat.
My food identifies as “Healthy”.
Rinse and repeat.
everyday man, every god damn day 😢
Start by eating less. Way less. Then eat healthy. You’d be surprised how delicious that healthy food is when you’re starving before every meal.
How the fuck is this cartoon exactly like my Saturday.