[The Mating Habits of the Earthbound Human (1999)](https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0165874/) – narrated by David Hyde Pierce, starring Carmen Electra and Lucy Liu
There was a whole movie like this. Kind of. I liked it as a 12 year old kid, it had topless Carmen Electra in it, but I’m pretty sure it’s actually bad.
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The males desperately try to cover up their defeat.
I’m so embarrassed for my youth
Generally, if I see a hot girl I run away. I think that is how it works?
[The Mating Habits of the Earthbound Human (1999)](https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0165874/) – narrated by David Hyde Pierce, starring Carmen Electra and Lucy Liu
its funny but this is how society actually works(obviously not this exaggerated)
Yup, that’s exactly what me and my friends do.
Cause ya this ones shit anyways
Can we have the actual david attenborough record his voice into a siri/alexa program before he dies? So he can narrate nature forever.
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This should be a new series following the continuing efforts of the young male humans to mate. :D
This is amazing
the girls are so beautiful!
This club sucks… let’s try the next one
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“Cause you know, this one was shit anyways”- David attenborough
wasn’t this on the front page the day before? am i missing something?
I’m so glad I live in a time where there are other things to do besides try and fail to attract a mate.
This reminds me a lot of [this](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G-wGbCEaCmE) parody.
This video was made by the channel Viva La Dirt League. They mostly do video game content, and they are quite talented.
Triangle formation – it is impenetrable.
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There was a whole movie like this. Kind of. I liked it as a 12 year old kid, it had topless Carmen Electra in it, but I’m pretty sure it’s actually bad.
[The Mating Habits of the Earthbound Human](https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0165874/reference)
Guys, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.
i for one enjoy the onslaught of reposts you offer up. looks like there are thousands who havent seen this. repost away damn you.
This is so hard to watch
reminds me of this one — https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n1GUQVo1Lps