Because Maverick would have been just regular Pete in the Army, and Goose would have been in the Navy, so they never would have met. There, I ruined the joke.
I mean… would he though? I haven’t watched most of the movie, but I’d assume he’d probably have gone on the same mission with a less capable pilot, which means instead of dying in an ejection accident he probably would have just been entirely shot out of the sky
someone should put this on /r/noncredibledefense
Doesn’t land that well for me, the army doesn’t fly fighters. Air Force could make that joke, not dudes that fly helicopters.
Because Maverick would have been just regular Pete in the Army, and Goose would have been in the Navy, so they never would have met. There, I ruined the joke.
Those look like designer uniforms. One could say almost Hugo Boss-ish
Army would be upset if they could read.
What do a domestic appliance store, college games, and infantry have in common?
O.K! now que the “Star Wars” vs. “Star Trek” flame wars!
Maverick didn’t go to Navy. It’s stated by Goose in the movie.
Dammmmn. That’s harsh. Also, wasn’t it technically an equipment malfunction?
Hahaha okay boys. Enjoy your 18 month deployment to an austere location
How does it feel to be apart of the US second best infantry? Go navy! Go MC!
Man they hit hard
Why they look so….Nazi?
And if William Calley had gone to Annapolis, over 300 Vietnamese civilians would have survived.
neither were comishioed.
I mean… would he though? I haven’t watched most of the movie, but I’d assume he’d probably have gone on the same mission with a less capable pilot, which means instead of dying in an ejection accident he probably would have just been entirely shot out of the sky
And then there wouldn’t be a Top Gun Maverick and the world would be a decidedly worse place.
Man they all look like the same person
GAWDDAMN
No one in that picture cand do land nav. So there.
Too soon!!
That shit is just weak. Future Army leaders coming up with this sign is the real joke. 💀
If Pat Tillman joined the Navy the Army wouldn’t have had a chance to kill him!
He’s not wrong because they would never have been in Fighter Town flying jets.
He has a point
Don’t they wear cloaks?
I think that’s enough of an insult.
Alternate timeline version of top gun where they both worked in some office of requisitions on a base in Kentucky.
Ummmmm, why do these dudes look so much like Nazis?
Is this some sort of gay reference?
This spoiled the movie I hadn’t seen yet.
Alright.
They might have put him on psychiatric medication. Then we wouldn’t have Tom Cruise.
r/unexpectedspoilers
Didn’t Goose die because of a malfunctioning canopy? Been awhile since I saw the film, but like, he still would’ve died? Without Maverick?
Show me one picture of an Army F-14.
They know it’s a movie.. right?
New opp pack in the air. This gas or what? your homie be alive rn if you ain’t gas him up