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Campus ministers preaching at the University of Houston

Campus ministers preaching at the University of Houston

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  • karduar

    Bull Dog ministries. Where the badass pray.

    Also see the merch store for shirts with paragraph phrases about your badassery written in 5 different fonts.

  • Lemgirl

    Pastafarians are legit, lol. It’s an actual religion. One of their acceptable head wear is a colander. There’s a story out there somewhere about a woman that successfully fought to have her religious headwear on in her drivers license picture. So funny to me. People on the right? Giving all religion a bad name, A-holes!

  • DJEB

    I don’t really trust Jesus, given the sort of people that go around boosting him. They might want to take some classes on PR and marketing.

  • supercyberlurker

    Sorry drinkers, this guy says you’re going to hell – but I can sit here hitting this three foot glass bong and his sign says I’m fine! Apparently this guy is actually telling us how much God is pro-drugs!

  • Heres_your_sign

    I would kinda be ok with it if they would acknowledge Donald Trump did all of those things and should be shunned by real Christians.

  • 8somethingclever8

    Read those signs again. Those two on the right aren’t “preaching”. They’re bullying. What a couple of asshats.

  • JackieTrans

    I can’t stand the church signs that say shit like “hell is coming for you” or something like that. The entire point of Christianity (if you believe it) is to HELP OTHERS. Not condemn them. You’re supposed to be the good in the world

  • mycomissionary

    these fucking people. every state school ive gone too has some sad middle aged fuck yelling at all the young people for being young. last semester some hardcore douchebag was rambling in our quad and I went up to him and pointed to the earbuds in my ear. i informed him that no one was listening because everyone was wired for sound. after inspecting the general area and noticing everyone’s earbuds he instantly deflated and looked so defeated i almost felt bad for the guy. but when he tried to say something i just pointed to the shit in my ear and strutted off.

  • Iwasrightdamnit

    If you want a different religion, try The Satanic Temple:

    There are Seven FUNDAMENTAL TENETS


    One should strive to act with compassion and empathy toward all creatures in accordance with reason.


    The struggle for justice is an ongoing and necessary pursuit that should prevail over laws and institutions.


    One’s body is inviolable, subject to one’s own will alone.


    The freedoms of others should be respected, including the freedom to offend. To willfully and unjustly encroach upon the freedoms of another is to forgo one’s own.


    Beliefs should conform to one’s best scientific understanding of the world. One should take care never to distort scientific facts to fit one’s beliefs.


    People are fallible. If one makes a mistake, one should do one’s best to rectify it and resolve any harm that might have been caused.


    Every tenet is a guiding principle designed to inspire nobility in action and thought. The spirit of compassion, wisdom, and justice should always prevail over the written or spoken word.

  • Deenyc43

    I wonder what happened to someone to make them decide they’re just going to stand around with a stupid sign telling people they’re going to hell. Did they get tricked by a conartist religious leader, did they experience some tragedy, did they do something and think this is repentance. What the fuck would make someone lose their mind and be an asshole like those two of the right.

  • grafknives

    That bulldog guy forgot **Corinthians 6:11**

    Which turns the meaning upside down. As it teaches that ALL those sinner will get to heaven, trough Jesus Christ.

    But that would a message of love not a message of hate. Who would like that! Not those guys…

  • WA_craft_beer

    Our pasta, who art in a colander, draining be your noodles. Thy noodle come, thy sauce be yum, on top some grated Parmesan. Give us this day, our garlic bread, and forgive us our trespasses, as we forgive those who trample on our lawns. And lead us not into vegetarianism, but deliver us some pizza, for thine is the meatball, the noodle, and the sauce, forever and ever. R’amen.

  • FinancialTea4

    You gotta love the irony of people who try to tell you to “trust Jesus” always trying to interfere with everything and pass judgment on everyone. They might as well wear a shirt that says “I’m not very smart and I’m a goddamn liar”.

  • ZippoS

    Has *anyone* ever looked one of these awful signs from a hateful preacher at a campus and thought to themselves, “You know what, I like the cut of his jib. I’m going to join his church.”

  • lostwng

    That sign of all the people who will go to hell…that is the list of people Jesus hung out with and considered his friends…so maybe they don’t really know jesus

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